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Из всех наук для народа важнейшей является «Лже». <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%83%d0%ba-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80521.png" alt=""></a>

Многие бросаются в паническую атаку на отражение в кривом зеркале своей души. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%83-%d0%bd-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80519.png" alt=""></a>

Верящие в спасение души почему-то редко демонстрируют её при жизни. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80511.png" alt=""></a>

Пигмеи постоянно цитируют гигантов мыслей. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80498.png" alt=""></a>

Ученые пришли к выводу, что расположение планет в момент рождения человека оказывает влияние только на на доход астрологов . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd-3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80491.png" alt=""></a>

Сказать правду не соврав, практически невозможно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80486.png" alt=""></a>

Меняю комплекс вины на бутылку Château Cheval Blanc 1947 года. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%8e-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%ba%d1%83-chateau-cheval-blanc-1947-%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80482.png" alt=""></a>

Цените тех, кто недооценен. Это хорошая инвестиция. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%be%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80480.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы вам всегда везло с Сизифовым Камнем! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%81-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b8%d1%84%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80419.png" alt=""></a>

Жить надо так, чтобы никто не сказал про тебя, какой удобный человек был, на нем можно было ездить и ездить. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78193.png" alt=""></a>

Вода из Балтийского моря - самая газированная! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80380.png" alt=""></a>

Ясновидящего били за непредвиденные обстоятельства. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80366.png" alt=""></a>

Креативнонеадекватные страдают импортозамещением. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78119.png" alt=""></a>

Красота биометрии - в биохимии смотрящего. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%85%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%89-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80317.png" alt=""></a>

Единственный способ не огорчать чиновников - не просить их выполнять свои служебные обязанности . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78100.png" alt=""></a>

Уповайте на Бога, но не рассчитывайте на посредников между Ним и вами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78096.png" alt=""></a>

Дурак пошёл плотными восторженными косяками. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%88%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%ba-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80289.png" alt=""></a>

Филипп Киркоров планирует дать два концерта и 3.14зды в Крыму, Галкину и Пугачевой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%84%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bf%d0%bf-%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78076.png" alt=""></a>

У кого-то бабочки внутри порхают, у кого-то тараканы, а у меня обычная микробиота. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%85%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78068.png" alt=""></a>

Похоже, что информационные картины последних дней писал Босх... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%84%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78066.png" alt=""></a>

- Вы прибегали когда-нибудь к услугам слуг народа? - Нет, слуги бегают быстрее народа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d0%ba-%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78054.png" alt=""></a>

Радикальные феминистки не наряжаются для мужчин, они наряжаются для того, чтобы лишний раз утвердиться в своих убеждениях по их поводу.. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%84%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80245.png" alt=""></a>

Сначала разводятся тараканы в голове, а затем и супруги. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77963.png" alt=""></a>

Единственное, что вас всегда поддерживает, это ваши заблуждения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77951.png" alt=""></a>

Хорошая жизнь - это навязанный Западом стереотип. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%8f%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77937.png" alt=""></a>

Высокомерие и нарциссизм помогают мне спокойнее вести диалог. Ну хоть в чём-то от них польза. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80143.png" alt=""></a>

Никогда еще эзопов язык не был так глубоко туда засунут. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%8f%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77929.png" alt=""></a>

- Почему вы набили морду друг другу. - У нас оказались разные экзистенциальные ценности. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d1%83-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77921.png" alt=""></a>

Воздастся по щам и по мощам. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77907.png" alt=""></a>

- У вас есть однотонный купальник? - Нет, максимум на 150 кг. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77903.png" alt=""></a>

Для диалога-то я открыт, а для дурацких аргументов — нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%82-%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80044.png" alt=""></a>

Для продвинутой женщины окончание романа - это начало психотерапии. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80042.png" alt=""></a>

Показательная картина мира становится доказательной. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77830.png" alt=""></a>

По гороскопу женщины совместимы с котами и козлами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%83-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80027.png" alt=""></a>

Карлсона пропеллер не закручивает в обратную сторону, потому, что он делает выхлоп в противоположную сторону. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bb%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%80-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80023.png" alt=""></a>

Тем, кому наплевать на мнение окружающих, ходят оплеванные. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79990.png" alt=""></a>

Мама мыла Раму.Помойся Бога. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79982.png" alt=""></a>

Цукерберг потерял 70 млрд на своей Метавселенной, а вы только свое время, которое проводите в ФЕЙСБУКЕ. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%86%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b3-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%bb-70-%d0%bc%d0%bb%d1%80%d0%b4-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79966.png" alt=""></a>

Где наше не пропадало?Там, где нас нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77728.png" alt=""></a>

Бедокурение достигло апогея. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b5%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79933.png" alt=""></a>

Подполковник оказался хуже кухарки. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%85%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%85%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77724.png" alt=""></a>

Право на глупость имеют все, но злоупотребляют им - только несменяемые. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77708.png" alt=""></a>

Вчерашние люди не могут сделать завтрашний день. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77706.png" alt=""></a>

Дятел подходил ко всем с одним вопросом: «Павлины говоришь?» <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%81-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79910.png" alt=""></a>

Или заткнитесь, или дайте мне продолжать материться. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79908.png" alt=""></a>

Лучше журавль в небе, чем Соловьев в телевизоре. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c%d0%b5%d0%b2-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79906.png" alt=""></a>

Пресс-секретарь отправился с гастролями вместе с Камеди Вумен. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79891.png" alt=""></a>

Лампада надежды на возрождение духовности зажглась в каждом храме <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79887.png" alt=""></a>

В школе, кроме суверенной истории, будут преподавать суверенную физику и математику. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79885.png" alt=""></a>

Сантехник Сидоров запатентовал новую прорывную технологию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79883.png" alt=""></a>

"Контрольный пакет брать будете", - поинтересовалась кассирша ПЯТЕРОЧКИ, чем повысила мое самомнение. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79877.png" alt=""></a>

Если мужчина не может позволить себе новую грудь, попу и губы для дамы - он не настоящий. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79869.png" alt=""></a>

Только бесшабашные романтики женятся по любви, умудренные жизненным опытом мужи женятся ради маткапитала. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79863.png" alt=""></a>

Подавляющее большинство граждан выдавливает из меньшинства остатки совести. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77640.png" alt=""></a>

Не зови женщину Зайкой, если не умеешь добывать капусту. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77636.png" alt=""></a>

Инфляция жизни - родина обходится все дороже. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%84%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79830.png" alt=""></a>

Тернистый путь юмориста - это шутить, когда хочется послать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%88%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79826.png" alt=""></a>

Женщины в зимних рейтузах с начесом желанны только большими романтиками. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%85-%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b6%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79824.png" alt=""></a>

- Что вы испытываете в вашей лаборатории? -  Мы испытываем чувство стыда за нашу науку. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77618.png" alt=""></a>

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Обворожу и обезвожу .Цена договорная. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%83-%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%83-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77608.png" alt=""></a>

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