Смех как Грех

- Сколько греха можно взять на душу? - Это смотря какая грехоподъёмность у души. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%85%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d1%83-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p69747.png" alt=""></a>

Не все с3.14зжено, многое проеб@но. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%813-14%d0%b7%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p69641.png" alt=""></a>

Таинственные незнакомки притягательнее еще не познанными недостатками <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8f%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p69375.png" alt=""></a>

При столкновении мужской психики с женской логикой часто возникает сексуальный диссонанс? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%81-%d0%b6%d0%b5-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p69046.png" alt=""></a>

Грех предаваться воздержанию, пока грех делает тебя живым? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8e-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68997.png" alt=""></a>

Как это называется, когда уже не помнишь, какая любовь была разделенная, а какая нет? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68977.png" alt=""></a>

Когда мужчина не может любить, он начинает склонять к любви всё, что ни попадя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68967.png" alt=""></a>

– Считается ли изменой, когда партнер во время секса закрывает глаза? – Не является только в том случае, когда партнер напрочь лишен воображения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68877.png" alt=""></a>

Тариф «только по любви» самый дорогой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%84-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68800.png" alt=""></a>

Полюбить женщину с детьми труднее, чем с мужем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%81-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68791.png" alt=""></a>

Если в Пост постить в ленту только богоугодные статусы, можно повысить вероятность попадания в Рай...?? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68630.png" alt=""></a>

В сексе по дружбе есть что-то от нестяжательства. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8f%d0%b6%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68599.png" alt=""></a>

Женщин-кремень — это женщина с силиконовой грудью. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68575.png" alt=""></a>

Во время великого поста все невеликие посты считаются греховными? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68532.png" alt=""></a>

Как ты фигуриста на гормональном фоне. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%84%d0%b8%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%84%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68389.png" alt=""></a>

Всем своим видом давал понять, что произошёл от случайного сперматозоида. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68316.png" alt=""></a>

Сексуальная революция закончилась победой асексуальности. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68284.png" alt=""></a>

Духовность без прибыли - благодать на ветер. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68234.png" alt=""></a>

В среде порочных природа греховна. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68203.png" alt=""></a>

Гормональные пары крепче гармоничных. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8b-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%87%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68175.png" alt=""></a>

- Бога нет? - Нет. - Скажите, а когда Он вернется? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68153.png" alt=""></a>

Вся проблема в том, что ты спишь с женщинами направо и налево, а надо налево и направо. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68094.png" alt=""></a>

Мудрые цитаты девушек в нижнем белье возбуждают не только мозг, но и нижние чакры <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b5-%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67964.png" alt=""></a>

И даже в сексе иногда Любовь бывает, Господа? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67921.png" alt=""></a>

Самообладание мешает обладать кем-либо ещё? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67838.png" alt=""></a>

Лайфхахаль милой подарил лайфхаки. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%84%d1%85%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%84%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67768.png" alt=""></a>

Карантин показал изъяны брака и безбрачия. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d1%8a%d1%8f%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b1%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67766.png" alt=""></a>

Если секс не удался, и девушка расстроилась, сделайте из презервативов собачку, это её развеселит. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67754.png" alt=""></a>

Гигантомания пигмеев — постоянное цитирование гигантов мысли в тщетной надежде стать такими же гигантами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b5%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%86%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67659.png" alt=""></a>

В словах, оканчивающихся на ...бля, невольно слышится голая правда. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67651.png" alt=""></a>

Эксгибиционизм всепрощения в соцсетях к вечеру перерос в вакханалию... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%86%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67645.png" alt=""></a>

Женщин «сильно любят» два раза в году: на День Святого Валентина и на 8 Марта, в остальные дни так, долюбливают... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67530.png" alt=""></a>

Тех, кто догадывается, что Бога нет, Он не разочаровывает. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67519.png" alt=""></a>

У многих мужчин из недвижимости - только члены? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67493.png" alt=""></a>

Хороший презерватив способствует здоровью, плохой — браку. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67489.png" alt=""></a>

Красивая жена и красивая любовница — это сочетание приятного с ещё более приятным... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67479.png" alt=""></a>

Рыльце в паху - совсем не то, что пах в рыльце ... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%86%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%85%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67473.png" alt=""></a>

Многие половые гиганты страдают гномосексуализмом...? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67463.png" alt=""></a>

Самые не сексуальные - это самые антисексисты? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67414.png" alt=""></a>

– Что бы ты хотела получить на 8 марта? - Вечер с любимым и вечер с единственным... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-8-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67364.png" alt=""></a>

Мужчинам с маленькой подпиской дружбу не предлагать! Из статуса в профиле. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d1%81-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67358.png" alt=""></a>

Если называть женщину Рыбкой, а не Зайкой, то можно сэкономить на капусте и не заморачиваться с морковкой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67354.png" alt=""></a>

Господь наблюдает за тобой, живи так, чтобы Господу было недосуг бороться с твоими грехами.... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%87%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67340.png" alt=""></a>

Богу ваша исповедь ни к чему, а его посредникам — в кассу... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%ba-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b0-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67324.png" alt=""></a>

Мало того, что Бог не берёт взяток, так он их ещё никому и не даёт.... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%91%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%be%d0%ba-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67307.png" alt=""></a>

Читая между строк, не получи в промежность... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67204.png" alt=""></a>

Любви все возрасты покорны, чего нельзя сказать о сексе.... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67200.png" alt=""></a>

У порядочной женщины все мужчины упорядочены. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67121.png" alt=""></a>

Они выбрали друг друга по любви, она - к деньгам, а он - к сексу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66979.png" alt=""></a>

Красота — страшная сила лишь по отношению к мужчинам с высоким тестостероном. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66851.png" alt=""></a>

Я бы постиг твою духовность, но неприятен твой парфюм. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b3-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%8e-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%8f%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66710.png" alt=""></a>

Психотерапия без исповедования греха - деньги на ветер? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66544.png" alt=""></a>

— Как вы относитесь к сексу втроём? — Зачем? Тут и одному делать нечего! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%83-%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d1%91%d0%bc-%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66530.png" alt=""></a>

В ролевых играх побеждает режиссёр. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b8%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%81%d1%91%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66481.png" alt=""></a>

Человек за всё платит сам, особенно если ему хочется секса... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66285.png" alt=""></a>

- Как часто вы занимаетесь сексом! - Занимаюсь по нечетным дням. - Почему по нечетным? - Чтобы не забывать... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66266.png" alt=""></a>

Читая мысли женщин, можно сильно сэкономить на исполнении их желаний. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%8d%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66256.png" alt=""></a>

Если женщина вскипела - отношения выпадают в осадок. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bf%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66212.png" alt=""></a>

Если женщина без сучка, то и отношения без задоринки… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d1%81%d1%83%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66204.png" alt=""></a>

Если тебе холодно, может ты понапрасну горячился? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bd%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66191.png" alt=""></a>

Вроде пришла к правильному выводу, а он не удовлетворяет... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66083.png" alt=""></a>

Не бесящий партнер уже потенциально опасен браком... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%80-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p66012.png" alt=""></a>