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Труднее всего человеку даётся то, чего хотят все. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%91%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79109.png" alt=""></a>

Принимал лишь судьбосносные решения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76892.png" alt=""></a>

Набрались ЦИ до бровей и ну учить медитировать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%86%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79103.png" alt=""></a>

Выбери себе должность в Газпроме по душе и тебе не придётся работать ни дня в своей жизни. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b4%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76882.png" alt=""></a>

Когда вам кажется, что цель недостижима, каждый раз не достигайте ее по разному. НеоКонфуций. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76880.png" alt=""></a>

Если ты все время ненавидишь, то когда ты успеваешь любить? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76865.png" alt=""></a>

Вера в себя - вид магического (симпатического) мышления. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79069.png" alt=""></a>

У меня в голове только ты и тараканы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76842.png" alt=""></a>

Зеркало, которому женщины верят больше всего, это кошелек мужчины. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79055.png" alt=""></a>

Качать права возможно только с нефтью... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%84%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8e-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76821.png" alt=""></a>

Ру—Кола. Новый бренд со вкусом итальянских монастырских трав. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b4-%d1%81%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76817.png" alt=""></a>

Сильно париться по поводу селфи - быть неудовлетворённым своей внешностью, а совсем не париться - махнуть на себя рукой . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%84%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79030.png" alt=""></a>

Не очерняйте беспросветную реальность! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%8e-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79022.png" alt=""></a>

Всё, что не делает человека Ницше, убивает веру в его цитаты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79020.png" alt=""></a>

Люди типа "если бы люди только поняли" нихрена не понимают. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bf%d0%b0-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79018.png" alt=""></a>

Что у пьяной на уме, то у трезвого — комплекс неполноценности. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%8c%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%83-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76792.png" alt=""></a>

И на твоей кровати перевернется 90/60/90 <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-90-60-90/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78979.png" alt=""></a>

В погоне за счастьем чаще обретают погонщика чем счастье. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78955.png" alt=""></a>

Люди часто путают надувательство и одушевление. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78951.png" alt=""></a>

Муки совести испытывают на других. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78925.png" alt=""></a>

Не путай сексуальное меньшинство и низкорослых порнозвезд. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78919.png" alt=""></a>

Хотел стать Наполеоном, но дотянул только до торта. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8f%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%bb-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78905.png" alt=""></a>

В жизни каждой женщины наступает момент, когда она понимает, что в ее жизни были сплошь газлайтеры и абьюзеры. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78877.png" alt=""></a>

Интеллигентный человек должен иногда посылать на х@й тех, кто в этом сомневается. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78875.png" alt=""></a>

Вышла из себя замуж. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76633.png" alt=""></a>

Электросамокат - не роскошь, а средство оху@вания. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76631.png" alt=""></a>

Люди, которые фотографируются с телефоном, должны сразу указывать его модель, чтобы мы не мучались догадками: это 12 Айфон или 13. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%84%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%84%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%84/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76625.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы не поддаться обаянию Инстаграма, достаточно иметь пару личнознакомых тебе людей, ведущих Инсту. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b0%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8e-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76623.png" alt=""></a>

А где раньше скрывались абьюзеры, газлайтеры и нарциссы? Откуда они все повылезали? Из воспаленного воображения? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b0%d0%b1%d1%8c%d1%8e%d0%b7%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8b-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78840.png" alt=""></a>

Не теряй чувство вкуса из чувства патриотизма. Патриотизм плюс бодипозитивизм - гремучая смесь. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b9-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76615.png" alt=""></a>

Надоела ложь? Клади! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78838.png" alt=""></a>

Фокусники требуют сурово наказывать за отрицание их иллюзий. Это очень оскорбляет их чувства. Новости Цирка. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%84%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%83%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76611.png" alt=""></a>

Мужчины думают, что выглядят моложе, пока не посмотрят порнофильм с ровесником. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78832.png" alt=""></a>

Байден - не тот, у кого нет ума, а тот, которому его вечно не хватает. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76600.png" alt=""></a>

День твоего дома и день управляющей компании твоего дома - это разные дни. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76584.png" alt=""></a>

Закрыв совсем окно в Европу, подставили Китаю жопу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76580.png" alt=""></a>

Ваш аккаунт временно ограничен за приверженность чувству юмора и неполиткорректности к идиотизму. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%88-%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%83%d0%bd%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78773.png" alt=""></a>

На халяву человек способен вынести даже невыносимое. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b2%d1%83-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78740.png" alt=""></a>

Всё в наших руках, кроме места их произрастания. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%80%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%b7%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78738.png" alt=""></a>

Нас не запугать фактами! Лозунг политиков. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%84%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b3-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78726.png" alt=""></a>

Появилась новая форма гражданского сопротивления - платить наличными и не просить чека. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%84%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78712.png" alt=""></a>

Мудаку с переносом досталось по носу)) <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%83-%d1%81-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78694.png" alt=""></a>

Чем больше узнаю людей, тем чаще использую контрацептивы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8e-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78692.png" alt=""></a>

Во время поста соблюдай духовную чистоту, дабы не впасть в грех ошибок мышления и переноса. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%8e-%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78690.png" alt=""></a>

На голом энтузиазме работают лишь фанатики и порнозвёзды. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%8d%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%84%d0%b0%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78683.png" alt=""></a>

Взявшие от жизни всё потом сильно пожалели. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b7%d1%8f%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78663.png" alt=""></a>

- У меня от тебя мурашки.- Я куплю тебе средство от муравьев . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%bb%d1%8e-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78639.png" alt=""></a>

Если женщина потеряла надежду, она непременно окотится. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78633.png" alt=""></a>

Если тебя всё достало —ложь во спасение. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78626.png" alt=""></a>

Собратья по перу заняли страусинную позицию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%83-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%83%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78622.png" alt=""></a>

Называя вещи не своими именами, быстро останешься без вещей. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76379.png" alt=""></a>

Если на выходе хрен знает что, значит на входе хрен не пойми чего....Закон функционирования сложных систем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d1%85%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76377.png" alt=""></a>

Рабы опасаются, как бы их не поработили. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78589.png" alt=""></a>

Ослеплённые любят втирать очки. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%bb%d1%91%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78577.png" alt=""></a>

Сексуальная революция - это когда сексуальное меньшинство свергает сексуальное большинство. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78559.png" alt=""></a>

Полноправные хозяева собственной жизни врут безбожно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%8f%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b6%d0%b8-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76328.png" alt=""></a>

Чайлдфри просто не любят аистов и капусту. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%bb%d0%b4%d1%84%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b0%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78547.png" alt=""></a>

Теперь нам параллелен даже импорт… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78538.png" alt=""></a>

Ты не одинок, ты бесполезен. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%ba-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78536.png" alt=""></a>

Только встретив золотозубую одноклассницу понимаешь, что у тебя еще всё впереди. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%b1%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78522.png" alt=""></a>

Это великое шизофреническое искусство - сначала вызвать русофобию, а потом спасать от неё. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%84%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%81%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76249.png" alt=""></a>

Народ Горбоносец. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%86/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76238.png" alt=""></a>

- Существует ли связь между юмором и интеллектом?- Между твоим — нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d0%b7%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83-%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78447.png" alt=""></a>

Мои чувства к тебе безграничны в рамках твоей зарплаты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b8-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%ba-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%ba%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76227.png" alt=""></a>

— Ты меня за дурака держишь?— И?— Отпусти, ему больно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76218.png" alt=""></a>

Автократы лечат своё эго антинародными средствами, популисты — народными, чем и достигается гармония в мире. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%91-%d1%8d%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76204.png" alt=""></a>

Люди со смыслом жизни живут жизнью, наполненной большими ограничениями. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78397.png" alt=""></a>

Окрылённые мечтой должны понимать, на кого можно садиться, а на кого гадить. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bb%d1%91%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76137.png" alt=""></a>

— Низменных нет, но есть неповторимые.— Ты хотел сказать незаменимых?— Нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76131.png" alt=""></a>