Черный юмор

Только решил насладиться богатой внутренней жизнью, как во внешней кончились деньги.. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p51306.png" alt=""></a>

Я не могу принять ваши слова на свой счёт, он заблокирован... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%87%d1%91/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p50929.png" alt=""></a>

Если вам ещё не постучалось в печень новогоднее настроение - проверьте, может вы ещё не открыли душу для праздника ? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b5%d1%89%d1%91-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p50769.png" alt=""></a>

Тело, погружённое в онлайн, вытесняет всё отпущенное время для жизни. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%91%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%bd-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p50261.png" alt=""></a>

Время меняет всё, только курс обмена со временем всё хуже и хуже. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%80%d1%81-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p50204.png" alt=""></a>

Здоровье бесценно, когда платить за него уже нечем <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p50039.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы вместе расслабиться, принимайте миорелаксанты <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p49973.png" alt=""></a>

Алкоголь не решает проблем, но в отличие от молока, не вызывает непереносимость лактозы <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p49969.png" alt=""></a>

В диалоге с жизнью перебить можно только себя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b5-%d1%81-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p49862.png" alt=""></a>

Люди хотели бы вечно дружить со Счастьем, но оно регулярно чистит списки друзей. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p48542.png" alt=""></a>

Первый шаг к честности - осознанное враньё <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b3-%d0%ba-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p48281.png" alt=""></a>

Бывает прольёшь на человека нечаянно свет знания и заколосится его неокрепший ум всякими сорняками . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%91%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p48054.png" alt=""></a>

Если твоя жизнь как-то не очень, но твоя картина мира верна — кто-то из вас двоих не прав <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%8f-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p48038.png" alt=""></a>

Если вам кажется, что в этой жизни надо что-то менять - меняйте рубли на валюту! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p48034.png" alt=""></a>

Покривил душой и обвился вокруг прямого человека <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d0%bf%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%bc%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p47995.png" alt=""></a>

Банкрот - тот, кто отказался постоять за ценой, хотя его и предупреждали. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p47973.png" alt=""></a>

Плохие экстраверты после смерти попадают в общий котёл, а хорошие - в индивидуальную кастрюльку <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p47954.png" alt=""></a>

Был осуждён за связь с реальностью <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%91%d0%bd-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d0%b7%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8e/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p47909.png" alt=""></a>

Выход из себя - тоже выход, но только не туда <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p47538.png" alt=""></a>

Пока народ верит обещаниям - он непобедим ! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45876.png" alt=""></a>

Мы, конечно, живём в свободной стране, но тем, кто в это искренне поверил, придётся посидеть. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%91%d0%bc-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45840.png" alt=""></a>

Ну сколько можно запрягать птицу-тройку? Она уже вся посинела! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%86%d1%83-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45689.png" alt=""></a>

Больничный - отчаянная попытка монетизировать проданное здоровье <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45687.png" alt=""></a>

Яма, вырытая другому, - фундамент собственного постамента. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d1%84%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45593.png" alt=""></a>

Поставившие на себе крест молятся усерднее. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%83%d1%81%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45570.png" alt=""></a>

Я бы управлял своим гневом, но меня уже бесит сама мысль об управлении. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%bb-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45558.png" alt=""></a>

Обидно, что хорошо не только там, где нас нет, но и там, где нам ещё только предстоит побывать <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45532.png" alt=""></a>

День защиты детей от их производителей. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45528.png" alt=""></a>

Светлое будущее ожидало нас в далеком прошлом, ожидает в настоящем и будет ожидать в будущем <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45457.png" alt=""></a>

Нести свой крест тяжело, а доверишь другим - сопрут. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82-%d1%82%d1%8f%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45277.png" alt=""></a>

Ничто нас не остановит, мы же не сдвинулись с мёртвой точки! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45269.png" alt=""></a>

У большинства кузнецов своего счастья выходят лишь цепи. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p45265.png" alt=""></a>

Если долго питать надежды - сдохнешь от истощения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%85%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p44562.png" alt=""></a>

Если взять от жизни всё , останешься ни с чем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p44560.png" alt=""></a>

Чем больше в жизни места подвигу, тем она короче. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b3%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p44488.png" alt=""></a>

Борьба за существование помогает не мучиться поиском смысла жизни. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8c%d0%b1%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p40258.png" alt=""></a>

Во времена кнута даже запах пряника может вскружить голову. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p33347.png" alt=""></a>

Вершина духа неожиданно оказалась Голгофой... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p33291.png" alt=""></a>

Побыл немного собой и хватит. Зачем пугать окружающих ? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b8-%d1%85%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%83%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p32173.png" alt=""></a>

Люди, мечтающие спасти мир, должны сперва спасти мир от своей мечты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%87%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p32149.png" alt=""></a>

Страдать молча - лишать окружающих удовольствия . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%87%d0%b0-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p29723.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто никогда не опаздывает, умирают раньше других. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p29100.png" alt=""></a>

Отстал от жизни по дороге к смерти... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b5-%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p28926.png" alt=""></a>

Убил бы время, но оно опередило... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p28102.png" alt=""></a>

Люди большого размера оставляют глубокий след в душе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p27916.png" alt=""></a>

Многих живых уже не сдвинуть с мёртвой точки... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%85-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d0%bc%d1%91%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p27477.png" alt=""></a>

У Гадкого утёнка и фуагра не очень... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%83%d1%82%d1%91%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d1%84%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p27195.png" alt=""></a>

Жизнь проходит, а мучительной боли за бесцельно прожитые годы, так и не наступает... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p26957.png" alt=""></a>

В других нас бесят собственные бесы... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8f%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p26105.png" alt=""></a>

Оптимизм - это когда вы думаете, что все худшее уже позади. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p25202.png" alt=""></a>

Судьба - слепой кредитор и неумолимый коллектор. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c%d0%b1%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p14270.png" alt=""></a>

Если вам со стороны кажется, что человек счастлив ....попробуйте зайти с другой.....и вам полегчает.... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p24756.png" alt=""></a>

Зачем откладывать на чёрный день, если света белого не видно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p24449.png" alt=""></a>

Люди с квадратной головой катят мир к чёртовой бабушке... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%ba-%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p24445.png" alt=""></a>

ЗаТочка зрения для ментального харакири... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%85%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p24364.png" alt=""></a>

За каждым успешным мужчиной стоит женщина с косой и инфарктом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p24008.png" alt=""></a>

Жизнь скоротечна, вечны лишь долги. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b3%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p24239.png" alt=""></a>

Когда пришёл в себя, застал в себе чужого... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p24202.png" alt=""></a>

Был бы человек, а невроз счастья найдётся. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b7-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%b4%d1%91%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p24153.png" alt=""></a>

От сглаза людей спасает только слепота. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p24096.png" alt=""></a>

Без смысла можно прожить, но какой в этом смысл ? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d1%81%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b2-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p24094.png" alt=""></a>

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Когда человек понимает, что он персонаж из своего сна, ему хочется срочно усыпить окружающих. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p24076.png" alt=""></a>

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