Черный юмор

Двойной бургер по-киевски - это обычная прожарка и ядерная. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b3%d0%b5%d1%80-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80433.png" alt=""></a>

Отдал аморальный долг родине. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b3-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80412.png" alt=""></a>

Жить в «Челябинске» не так уж и вредно, гораздо вреднее пить в «Чикаго». <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%83%d0%b6-%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82627.png" alt=""></a>

Надо было умереть до 2014, тогда бы воспоминание о жизни были бы радужнее. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%be-2014-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80384.png" alt=""></a>

С Любовью Вера предалась Надежде. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80382.png" alt=""></a>

Духовные наставники выбивают дух и портят воздух. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85-%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80376.png" alt=""></a>

Что лучше, конец начала или начало конца? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80360.png" alt=""></a>

-Коучи тут есть? -Есть! -Мочи их, ребята, это они вывели нас из зоны комфорта. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80346.png" alt=""></a>

Страны решили проводить взаимовзвинченную политику, так быстрее достигнуть взаимного апокалипсиса. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80307.png" alt=""></a>

Бог хранит всех, но почему-то регулярно нарушает условия хранения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d1%85%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b3%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82528.png" alt=""></a>

Окончательно откосить от армии поможет лишь старуха в черном с косой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80303.png" alt=""></a>

-Некоторых выдающихся людей очень хочется высечь на камне. -Может в камне?-Нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80299.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы Надежда не умерла последней, заведите себе молодую Надежду. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80297.png" alt=""></a>

Если к вам не клеятся мужчины - обезжирьтесь. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%8c-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80295.png" alt=""></a>

Мешают жить не столько враги, сколько представление о том, что именно враги жить мешают. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bf-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80293.png" alt=""></a>

Святым может быть только неверующий. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80285.png" alt=""></a>

Я забанен, следовательно я существую <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%8e/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82495.png" alt=""></a>

— Как я тебя узнаю? — Ты не успеешь об этом пожалеть. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%83%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8e-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%be%d0%b1-%d1%8d%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80251.png" alt=""></a>

Перед тем как откусить голову партнеру, самка богомола выкладывает красивые свадебные фото. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82460.png" alt=""></a>

Бесполезными пользуются задаром. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80231.png" alt=""></a>

Если нет денег на новогоднюю гирлянду, то вешают кого ни попадя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8e%d1%8e-%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%b4%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82454.png" alt=""></a>

Гуманитарии обсчитывают без зазрения совести. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80229.png" alt=""></a>

Не расстраивайся раньше времени. Ты же не бессмертный. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b6%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80223.png" alt=""></a>

«Я всегда верил, что выгорит!» Владелец застрахованного от пожара имущества. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%86/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80221.png" alt=""></a>

Тектонический медный таз начинает накрывать заварившуюся кашу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b7-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80215.png" alt=""></a>

От надежд на светлое будущее уже потемнело в глазах. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82440.png" alt=""></a>

Если ты немой и убогий, просто утопи собачку и сразу станешь знаменитым. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%83%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82436.png" alt=""></a>

Герои поступают в Валгаллу оптом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%bb%d1%83-%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82434.png" alt=""></a>

Господь упорно дает мне знаки препинания с окружающими. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82430.png" alt=""></a>

Выражаться матом мне мешает лишь живое воображение. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80195.png" alt=""></a>

Все пошли топиться, а ты почему отлыниваешь? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b0-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80173.png" alt=""></a>

Гопник заменил Спутник. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80171.png" alt=""></a>

У людей чаще не круг общения, а клетка разобщения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82381.png" alt=""></a>

-Расскажите, чего вы достигли в жизни?-Расщепления. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82369.png" alt=""></a>

Рой яму, пока горячо желание. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%8f%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%87%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82363.png" alt=""></a>

Милосердие наше столь велико и беспощадно, что тот, кто усомнится в нем - не жилец. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%89/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82352.png" alt=""></a>

От воплощения катастрофических решений нас спасает лишь дебильность их исполнений. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d1%84%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82340.png" alt=""></a>

У Бога нет религий, у Него есть общие баги мышления для уверовавших. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82330.png" alt=""></a>

Злорадный смех - самый искренний. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%85-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80074.png" alt=""></a>

Стадных оказалось гораздо больше, чем мыслящих. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80068.png" alt=""></a>

Полноценное одиночество возможно только в туалете. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80062.png" alt=""></a>

Верующих в Бога гораздо больше тех, кто следует его заповедям. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80060.png" alt=""></a>

- Как давно у вас были сексуальные отношения? - С людьми? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80056.png" alt=""></a>

Не парься из-за фигни, береги силы на апокалипсис. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%84%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82226.png" alt=""></a>

Один год брака равен пяти годам безбрачия. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bf%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82216.png" alt=""></a>

Наломали столько дров, что можно спалить ими весь мир. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79984.png" alt=""></a>

Люди раз за разом доказывают, что они нечеловеческие существа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82191.png" alt=""></a>

Рой яму другому, если его труп проплыл мимо тебя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%8f%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%bf-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%bb-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82189.png" alt=""></a>

Позитивный настрой сгубил немало любителей психосоматики. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b3%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82149.png" alt=""></a>

Как ваша дистония висцеральна. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%86%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82145.png" alt=""></a>

Изгнание бесов - духовные практики взбесившихся. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82137.png" alt=""></a>

В это непростое для страны время гомосексуалисты взяли всю вину за происходящее на себя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82078.png" alt=""></a>

Не отдадим ни пяди, семипяди! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bf%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82076.png" alt=""></a>

- Гореть тебе в гигиене огненной! - Может в гиене?  - Нет! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79851.png" alt=""></a>

- Ты заботишься о гиене сна? - Может о гигиене? - Нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79849.png" alt=""></a>

Люди заводятся с пол оборота: "Ненависть - Наша работа!" <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79842.png" alt=""></a>

Паранойя сейчас - это когда тебя преследуют не страшные мысли, а умные. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82066.png" alt=""></a>

На всякий случай поставлю сегодня ёлку, а то случится армагеддон, а у меня настроение не праздничное. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%8f%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8e-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d1%91%d0%bb%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82055.png" alt=""></a>

Число ПИ уникально! Именно поэтому в мире творится ПИздец. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%b8-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81992.png" alt=""></a>

- Когда же наконец будет лучше? - Вчера. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81980.png" alt=""></a>

Время лечит всех, просто многие не выдерживают интенсивных процедур. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4%d0%b5-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81930.png" alt=""></a>

Это не Титаник, это огромная баржа, которая села на мель и гниет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81915.png" alt=""></a>

Клади во спасение, а не ложь. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81911.png" alt=""></a>

В земле не только черви, но и крести. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81857.png" alt=""></a>

Свечи внутри тебя - это не о святости и просветлении, а жаль. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79646.png" alt=""></a>

Будущее духовных банкротов затуманено чудом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81820.png" alt=""></a>

- Не звони мне, я в роуминге! - То есть? - То есть во мне бутылка рома. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81788.png" alt=""></a>

Мало обладать остроумием, необходимо еще быстро бегать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79577.png" alt=""></a>

Народная примета. Если в дырки рваных джинсов ветер задувает листву - лето кончилось. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%8b%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79573.png" alt=""></a>