Черный юмор

Все формы жизни на Земле имеют право на упрёк человека, нас спасает лишь то, что они бессловесны. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%84%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79015.png" alt=""></a>

Уверенность в завтрашнем дне сильнее, если сегодня ты уже на нем! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79007.png" alt=""></a>

На обломках цивилизации и твое имя напишут. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%85-%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78987.png" alt=""></a>

И твои почки распустятся весной. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78985.png" alt=""></a>

И твоя жаба задушит транжиру. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%8f-%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78981.png" alt=""></a>

Птица счастья выклюет и твою печень. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%8e-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78977.png" alt=""></a>

Будет и на твоем тесте оспа обезьян. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%8c%d1%8f%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78975.png" alt=""></a>

Будет и на нашей улице повешенный. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%83%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78973.png" alt=""></a>

Не успевшие похудеть к лету следующего могут и не дождаться. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78957.png" alt=""></a>

Не видящие в упор чаще падают в пропасть. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78935.png" alt=""></a>

Для уничтожения оппонента требуется все больший боезапас матерных слов . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78931.png" alt=""></a>

Нам обещали прорыв, а одарили геморроем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b2-%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78929.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто не любит черный юмор, - скрытые расисты . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80-%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78923.png" alt=""></a>

Невоспитанные вампиры пьют из горла. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d1%8c%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bb%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78921.png" alt=""></a>

Настоящий веган стремиться к мортидо. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78901.png" alt=""></a>

- Я за мир!- Вы за немедленное прекращение военных действий?- Нет, я за капитуляцию противника! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78871.png" alt=""></a>

Пытаясь оттолкнуться от дна, многие его пробили. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8f%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76644.png" alt=""></a>

Если талдычат: «Не теряйте корней!», значит планируют посадить, как дерево. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b4%d1%8b%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76609.png" alt=""></a>

Бог не сильно любит Троицу, судя по делам Его…,? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%86%d1%83-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76594.png" alt=""></a>

На дне не видно дна… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76592.png" alt=""></a>

Эксперты рассказали, куда можно недорого слетать на отдых в августе - с катушек. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78794.png" alt=""></a>

Обещал поднять страну с колен, а поставил раком. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78790.png" alt=""></a>

Вышло разъяснение Минюста. Вставать с колен россиянам запрещено в присутствии собственных чиновников <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8a%d1%8f%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8e%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78755.png" alt=""></a>

В рамках борьбы с дискредитацией армии боевые экстрасенсы будут выявлять мыслепреступления. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8c%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%81-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78753.png" alt=""></a>

- Он страшный человек, у него руки по локти в говне!- Ты хотел сказать в крови?- Нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%bd-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%80%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78748.png" alt=""></a>

Одна девушка настолько сильно любила парня, что сделала себе операцию по смене пола. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78665.png" alt=""></a>

Жить стало настолько веселее, что скоро все умрут от смеха. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78631.png" alt=""></a>

Только Армагеддон спасет от конца света. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bd-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78629.png" alt=""></a>

У красивой Инны множество иннаагентов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76403.png" alt=""></a>

Близко к сердцу лучше принимать статины. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d1%86%d1%83-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78561.png" alt=""></a>

За светлое будущее теперь светит от трёх до десяти. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%82%d1%80-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78520.png" alt=""></a>

Молчащих будут теперь тоже мочить. Только прилюдное целование идеологической задницы подарит временную индульгенцию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78483.png" alt=""></a>

Наказанием за агрессивную езду на электросамокате должен быть электростульчик. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%8d%d0%bb%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76261.png" alt=""></a>

Безбожно верующие встречаются все чаще. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78473.png" alt=""></a>

Так и хочется сказать многим: «Вам не земли не хватает, а ума.» <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b8-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76247.png" alt=""></a>

Наверху все давно уже сошли с ума и теперь просто нашли подходящий повод, чтобы в этом признаться. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85%d1%83-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78461.png" alt=""></a>

Быть «ослепшим» в тёмные времена - это не наказание, а благодать божья. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d1%91%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78459.png" alt=""></a>

С нами Бог, ну и Бог с нами! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76233.png" alt=""></a>

От отравления грибами помогает антигрибковая мазь? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78435.png" alt=""></a>

В последнее время Бог слишком часто бросает нам вызов, то ли чтобы мы обнаружили силу в себе, то ли прикалывается по чёрному . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76206.png" alt=""></a>

Господь хранит всех нас, но дольше всего тех, кто помогает ему в хранении. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d1%85%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78417.png" alt=""></a>

Если бог есть любовь, то кругом одни атеисты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76139.png" alt=""></a>

Страдания очищают только кишечник, а психике наносят травму. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%89%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%88%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%b0-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78362.png" alt=""></a>

Большинство требует долива обезболивающих иллюзий до самой смерти. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78350.png" alt=""></a>

Ради наступления справедливости некоторые уже готовы пережить ядерную войну. Видимо, путают себя с тараканами, легко переносят радиацию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76093.png" alt=""></a>

Холодная война, видимо, победила Глобальное потепление. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76083.png" alt=""></a>

Загнавшие в жопу требуют ее верноподданнического целования. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%83-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76051.png" alt=""></a>

Время - лучший лекарь для тех, у кого нет денег на лекарство. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78271.png" alt=""></a>

Ковид - результат окрыленности мыши. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78269.png" alt=""></a>

Не докапывайся до того, что не сможешь закопать обратно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76036.png" alt=""></a>

Перед концом света не все устоят. Многие лягут. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78267.png" alt=""></a>

Народ сначала делает свой выбор сердцем, а потом лежит в предынфарктном состоянии. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d1%86-5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78263.png" alt=""></a>

Нельзя быть против того, чего нет, но сажать за это можно. Парадокс. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78239.png" alt=""></a>

То, что священно, не должно разрушать и убивать. Если свящённое разрушает и убивает, то эта «святость» от дьявола. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%80%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76005.png" alt=""></a>

Как много вездессущих агентов Запада, даже в лифте. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76003.png" alt=""></a>

Если твари дрожащие входят в резонанс с вышестоящей - быть беде. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%81-3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75995.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы всем стало хорошо, кто-то обязательно должен умереть. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%be-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8f%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75993.png" alt=""></a>

От происходящей х@йни может спасти только всемирный апокалипсис. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%85%d0%b9%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78205.png" alt=""></a>

Тех, кого вылечили в районной поликлинике, время лечить отказывается. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75967.png" alt=""></a>

- Я приеду к тебе, когда я похудею. - Тогда уже не надо будет. - Почему? - Я тогда умру от счастья. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%ba-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%8e-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78195.png" alt=""></a>

Желающие развеяться после кремации были слишком романтичны. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78187.png" alt=""></a>

- Как правильно готовиться к зачету по анатомии?- Мб расчленить кого-нибудь? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75953.png" alt=""></a>

Люди, которые уехали жить в Дубай, решили попасть в пылающий ад преждевременно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78181.png" alt=""></a>

Те, у кого с государством особо близкие, любовные, отношения, - поклонники БДСМ. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78117.png" alt=""></a>

Почему в трудных ситуациях я «держусь» и «горжусь»? Потому что в них есть три волшебных буквы - РЖУ... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f%d1%85-%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d1%83%d1%81%d1%8c-4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78106.png" alt=""></a>

Большинство россиян не хотят умирать за...(вставить нужное), но кто же их спрашивает ?! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%8f%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78098.png" alt=""></a>

Большинство людей не сумасшедшие, они просто в чужом уме. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75830.png" alt=""></a>

Хренотени исчезают в ядерный полдень. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78028.png" alt=""></a>

Усугубляющийся абсурд аннигилирует маразм. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b3%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b0%d0%b1%d1%81%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b4-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78010.png" alt=""></a>