Черный юмор

Выбирай оппонента по средствам поражения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74462.png" alt=""></a>

Ястребы грызутся - только тешатся. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b3%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b7%d1%83%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76664.png" alt=""></a>

Сдох и пох. Слоган на все времена. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%85-%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76652.png" alt=""></a>

- Войне, конечно, нет, но только после нашей победы.- А как же убитые в победоносной войне люди?- Если заключим сейчас мир, убитых будет еще больше!- Почему?- Да вы, я смотрю, не патриот! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74402.png" alt=""></a>

– Ты понимаешь, что это будет конец света? – Это неважно, важно кто виноват! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74378.png" alt=""></a>

Людоеды часто чревовещают от имени съеденных. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%8a/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74327.png" alt=""></a>

Почему я верю, что все закончится хорошо? Потому, что если закончится плохо, сожалеть будет уже просто некому. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8e-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74323.png" alt=""></a>

Здоровая духовная пища не может включать мощи. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%89%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74317.png" alt=""></a>

- Ты можешь остаться человеком?- Но как же я тогда сохраню свою национальную идентичность? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74305.png" alt=""></a>

Из того, что все мы умрем, вовсе не следует, что это нужно делать преждевременно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d1%83%d0%bc%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74302.png" alt=""></a>

Смотреть, куда катится мир, лучше с любопытством, чем с ужасом? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%81-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74294.png" alt=""></a>

Державы ржа погубит и моржа... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74292.png" alt=""></a>

Идиотоцентричный мир. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76534.png" alt=""></a>

- Долго все это будет продолжаться? - Пока все не перейдут на китайский язык. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74282.png" alt=""></a>

Технологический остров невезения. Новая фишка. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76524.png" alt=""></a>

Тефаль перестала заботиться о нас и теперь в пище больше альдегидов, кетонов, низкомолекулярных жирных кислот и свободных радикалов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%84%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74279.png" alt=""></a>

Пророков нет — погрязли все в пороках. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74275.png" alt=""></a>

Ума палата N 6. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b0-n-6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76518.png" alt=""></a>

В палате #6 новый Адам Смит. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5-6-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76516.png" alt=""></a>

Раскаявшиеся грешники попадают на сковородку с антипригарным покрытием. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%8f%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74267.png" alt=""></a>

Никакие многочисленные обзорные экскурсии на тот свет храбрецов из ФБ не пугают. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d0%ba%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76491.png" alt=""></a>

Больше всего удовольствия от санкций получают мазохисты . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%ba%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76487.png" alt=""></a>

— Я молюсь Богу, а он мне не помогает. В чем причина?— В посредниках. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83-%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76482.png" alt=""></a>

- Люди — это космос! - В смысле?- В смысле Чёрных дыр. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%91/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76473.png" alt=""></a>

Абьюзер газлайтеру не товарищ. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%b1%d1%8c%d1%8e%d0%b7%d0%b5%d1%80-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%89/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76444.png" alt=""></a>

Что такое хорошо? Если все так плохо?))) <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76438.png" alt=""></a>

Посевы ненависти всходят кровью. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c%d1%8e/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76436.png" alt=""></a>

В палате N6 постоянно ищут 5-ую колонну. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5-n6-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b8%d1%89%d1%83%d1%82-5-%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76428.png" alt=""></a>

Хорошо прикалывается тот, кто не боится распятия. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81-3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76352.png" alt=""></a>

Единый Бог не допустил бы существование Своих конкурирующих провайдеров? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76350.png" alt=""></a>

Тупик в конце тоннеля беспросветен, что ещё больше воодушевляет сумасшедшего машиниста. Он ещё быстрее разгоняет поезд в надежде пробить стену. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d1%87%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76338.png" alt=""></a>

Когда нам говорили о стабильности, то не уточняли о стабильном падении в пропасть. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74077.png" alt=""></a>

Мир похудел, война толстеет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76304.png" alt=""></a>

Если это власть от Бога, то Бог - от когнитивных искажений? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74048.png" alt=""></a>

Жопа наступит везде. Её размер и продолжительность зависит от конкретной географической точки. В России жопа будет самая большая и наступит быстрее всего. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d1%91-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80-%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74044.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы зажечь других, надо быть искренним до самосожжения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%87%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76152.png" alt=""></a>

Гадские советы. Подменяй понятия и властвуй над умами..!!! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b0-3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73907.png" alt=""></a>

Некоторые священнослужители работают, не покладая рук, как черти . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76145.png" alt=""></a>

От одного армагеддона может спасти лишь следующий, более армагеддонистый. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73905.png" alt=""></a>

А вы уже чувствуете себя динозаврами после падения метеорита? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73899.png" alt=""></a>

Грета Тунберг призвала бороться с глобальным потеплением с помощью Ядерной Зимы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b3-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73895.png" alt=""></a>

Называя черное черным, рискуешь не увидеть белого света. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73893.png" alt=""></a>

Сражайтесь до победного конца света!Дьявол. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73871.png" alt=""></a>

В нашей психбольнице только здоровых лечат за бешеные деньги. Остальные выполняют роль санитаров на добровольной основе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76073.png" alt=""></a>

Колонна N5 взбесила палату N6... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b0-n5-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%83-n6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73803.png" alt=""></a>

Когда вам кажется, что нет никой надежды, вспомните, что вас еще никто и не любит. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73801.png" alt=""></a>

Людям без чувства юмора надо давать пожизненное… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d1%8f%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73795.png" alt=""></a>

Не уверенных в завтрашнем дне всё меньше. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73793.png" alt=""></a>

Истинно говорю вам, Обезьянью оспу Господь послал для предотвращения ядерной войны. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8e-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%8c%d1%8f%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%83-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75939.png" alt=""></a>

Отпетый оптимист – оптимист, которого уже отпели. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73698.png" alt=""></a>

Клоуны покидают горящее Шапито. Шпрехшталме́йстер звереет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%88%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73696.png" alt=""></a>

Одни сражались за родину, другие садились, в общем, все были заняты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75925.png" alt=""></a>

Если Господь хочет над тобой приколоться, он посылает тебе зятя с фамилией твоего заклятого врага. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75913.png" alt=""></a>

Вчера вы сочувствовали Джокеру, а сегодня Джокеры вышли из-под контроля. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%83-%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73656.png" alt=""></a>

Живешь в Сверхдержаве - Сверхтерпи! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bf%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73648.png" alt=""></a>

Человек по-настоящему познаётся только с приближением апокалипсиса. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%91%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75871.png" alt=""></a>

На человека с ядерной кнопкой опасно сильно давить. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81-%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73630.png" alt=""></a>

- Как все будет выглядеть? - Мрачно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73602.png" alt=""></a>

В результате санкций москвичи скоро станут похожи на одноименные автомобили. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%ba%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75809.png" alt=""></a>

Если враг сам не сдается, сдайся с ним за компанию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b3-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73566.png" alt=""></a>

В постапокалипсисе работать над собой адски тяжело. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73554.png" alt=""></a>

Чем больше человек уверен в завтрашнем дне, тем быстрее он пойдёт на дно сегодня? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75778.png" alt=""></a>

Не все способны предаваться иллюзии счастья, большинство предается иллюзии несчастья. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73536.png" alt=""></a>

Чёрная неблагодарность — это когда чёрные думают о тебе еще хуже, чем ты о них. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%91-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73534.png" alt=""></a>

Верящие в загробную жизнь, портят не верящим догробную. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73530.png" alt=""></a>

Пришёл, навёл порядок...короче все умерли... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%ba-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73526.png" alt=""></a>

То, насколько будет плохо, поймут лишь те, кому не повезет дожить до этого момента. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73520.png" alt=""></a>

С ростом кругов под глазами сужается круг общения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75740.png" alt=""></a>

Похоже, Господь упражняется в остроумии над слепо верующими. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75696.png" alt=""></a>

Большинство не хочет проснуться даже ради того, чтобы полюбоваться на конец света. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75694.png" alt=""></a>