Черный юмор

Те, кто плохо учил историю, — бесконечно лечат геморрой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be-%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%8e-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75692.png" alt=""></a>

Так как будущего у нас теперь нет, то теперь спокойно можно жить в настоящем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73441.png" alt=""></a>

На фоне спецоперации у многих прошла депрессия и они впали в манию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%84%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%86%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73411.png" alt=""></a>

71% пассажиров Титаника считают, что оставшиеся 29% — агенты айсберга. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/71-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73409.png" alt=""></a>

Лежать на дне победы очень жестко. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75631.png" alt=""></a>

Масленица в этом году может закончиться самосожжением. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73387.png" alt=""></a>

В битве за сахар победит диабет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%b0%d1%80-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73381.png" alt=""></a>

Прежде чем затевать денацификацию соседей, хорошо бы провести демудификацию у себя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%84%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8e-%d1%81%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73377.png" alt=""></a>

С завтрашнего дня маски в Москве отменяют, но вводят намордники. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73373.png" alt=""></a>

Если цены вокруг сумасшедшие, то и люди становятся бешеными. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75584.png" alt=""></a>

Все люди, если и братья, то только по вирусу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75578.png" alt=""></a>

Наш народ настолько счастлив, что готов от этого счастья умереть. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75564.png" alt=""></a>

Сейчас не время уменьшать дозу антидепрессантов! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73319.png" alt=""></a>

Глупо ждать, когда все закончится, когда все только начинается. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73306.png" alt=""></a>

В период повышенной тревожности не следите за курсом рубля, рубль ещё больше путается и падает. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bb-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73292.png" alt=""></a>

Самые жаркие уголки в аду оставлены для тех, кто во времена величайших нравственных переломов возбудился до потери человеческого облика. АнтиАлигьери. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73245.png" alt=""></a>

Если уж и жить в аду, то с огоньком! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%b6-%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81-%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73241.png" alt=""></a>

Чаша терпения народа давно прохудилась и поэтому никогда не переполнится. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%85%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73239.png" alt=""></a>

Выжить среди идиотов можно только прикинувшись им. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73218.png" alt=""></a>

Сукины дети родины-матери жаждут сильной руки отца отечества. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75430.png" alt=""></a>

Делать из заложников террористов — любимая забава прогрессивного человечества. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%80%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bb%d1%8e/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73189.png" alt=""></a>

То, что тебя сразу не убивает, делает тебя контуженным. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73179.png" alt=""></a>

«Закрытое небо» откроет ядерный Армагеддон? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73146.png" alt=""></a>

У России сейчас два союзника: психиатр и фармаколог. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%8e%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%b8%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73122.png" alt=""></a>

Не ждите, что кто-то сделает вас счастливыми, принимайте антидепрессанты сами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75332.png" alt=""></a>

Есть у операции начало, нет у операции конца. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%83-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%83-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75302.png" alt=""></a>

Все любители СССР наконец-то туда попадут. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%81%d1%81%d1%80-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73057.png" alt=""></a>

Вторая Мировая Спецоперация. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%86%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73023.png" alt=""></a>

Уже не различить, где юродивые, а где государственные мужи. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d1%8e%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75262.png" alt=""></a>

Тьма в голове одержимых сгущается… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%8c%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%85-%d1%81%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73003.png" alt=""></a>

Русские в Европе наконец-то почувствуют себя гонимыми евреями? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d1%83%d1%81%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72981.png" alt=""></a>

Самка Богомола всегда плачет после секса. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75193.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы люди охотнее умирали, им внушают, что герои попадают в рай. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75155.png" alt=""></a>

В такие времена истина все чаще лежит надгробным камнем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75147.png" alt=""></a>

Все ящики открыли у Пандоры? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75127.png" alt=""></a>

Кратчайший путь к сердцу любого человека - дефибриллятор. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d1%86%d1%83-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75125.png" alt=""></a>

Чистосердечные - это те, кто всегда без отложений холестерина на стенках сосудов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75119.png" alt=""></a>

Россия сейчас граничит не только с соседними странами, но и с безумием... К сожалению. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72848.png" alt=""></a>

Горячие новости – неотложная ложь! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%8c-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72846.png" alt=""></a>

- Когда кончится чёрная полоса?- Когда точно не знаю, но точно знаю чем ... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%82-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75034.png" alt=""></a>

Когда вам кажется, что у вас нет будущего, помните, что вы еще больны и некрасивы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74945.png" alt=""></a>

Народ голосует не сердцем, а промытыми мозгами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%bc%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74901.png" alt=""></a>

Акт сотворения мира пришёлся на время пребывания Создателя в глубокой депрессии. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%91%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74897.png" alt=""></a>

Замоченным в сортире пропагандой искра разума не поможет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74895.png" alt=""></a>

Х.В. а убитые во имя его — нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85-%d0%b2-%d0%b0-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74891.png" alt=""></a>

Сумасшедшие имеют сумасшедшую власть в сумасшедшем доме. В этом и проблема. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%88%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74855.png" alt=""></a>

Если нападут 1 апреля, будет особенно смешно… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-1-%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72597.png" alt=""></a>

Зачем следить за Олимпиадой , она же не иностранный агент…. Пока. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72589.png" alt=""></a>

Есть игры, в которых нельзя переиграть соперника, можно только похоронить его и себя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d0%b3%d1%80%d1%8b-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b8%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72585.png" alt=""></a>

С миролюбивым президентом и дураки могут жить хорошо. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74806.png" alt=""></a>

Бог без труда мог бы найти виновных в происходящем, но почему-то наказывают всех подряд. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74786.png" alt=""></a>

— Чего у нас больше всего на душу населения?— Гостайн и госизменников. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74784.png" alt=""></a>

Люди, которые не матерятся, просто онемели от ужаса. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74770.png" alt=""></a>

Одержимые теориями заговоров держатся за свои страхи, вместо того чтобы взяться за ум. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%8f%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74768.png" alt=""></a>

В Иисуса мы верим. Пасхальное перемирие? Нет не слышали. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%b8%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%83%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74731.png" alt=""></a>

То, что не сделала пандемия, удалось любителям родины. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74683.png" alt=""></a>

Перед смертью не накрестишься! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74663.png" alt=""></a>

Какая там Третья Мировая, если Пасхальные куличи так подорожали! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74652.png" alt=""></a>

Лучше шлите мне фото шоколадных кроликов, а не яиц, у меня аллергия на куриный белок. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%84%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%88%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74610.png" alt=""></a>

ВОЗ предупреждает, что вернуться к нормальной жизни после пандемии смогут только те, кто считает сумасшествие нормальным. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72347.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто борется с собой под ковром, оказываются ниже плинтуса. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72345.png" alt=""></a>

Уйду из жизни, когда вернусь, чтобы вас здесь не было. Заповедь мизантропа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%b9%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72332.png" alt=""></a>

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Даже у мух, летящих на одухотворенное говно, есть миссия. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%83-%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%85-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72326.png" alt=""></a>

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Если заправить поливальную машину святой водой, то можно изгнать бесов из всего города? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74530.png" alt=""></a>

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На смену дельтаплану пришёл новый вирус дельтакрон? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72284.png" alt=""></a>

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