Черный юмор

Ничто так не выдаёт человека, как доносчики. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%91%d1%82-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71898.png" alt=""></a>

Тело Жириновского ушло, а дело злоумышляет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%83%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74134.png" alt=""></a>

Выдавливал из себя QR по капле… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-qr-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71892.png" alt=""></a>

Прорвемся и выживем, кричали бараны, стоя над пропастью. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74130.png" alt=""></a>

- Одна надежда осталась на Китай!- Не только, еще есть надежда на ядерный апокалипсис… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74128.png" alt=""></a>

Друзья познаются в реакции на спецоперации. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b7%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%86%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74126.png" alt=""></a>

В осаждённой крепости и право крепостное... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%91%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71884.png" alt=""></a>

Выжившим из ума будет гораздо легче выживать под санкциями? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b3%d1%87%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74124.png" alt=""></a>

Тем людям, которые говорят: «Ничего, выживем под санкциями», видимо, не очень-то хочется просто хорошо жить. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d1%8f%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74122.png" alt=""></a>

Только слепые могут верить своим глазам на 100%. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71880.png" alt=""></a>

- Что вы планируете на весну?- Посадить картошку и не сесть самому. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74120.png" alt=""></a>

Идиоты излучают оптимизм в смертельных дозах... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71874.png" alt=""></a>

Когда «справедливость» открывает глаза, хочется зажмурится от страха. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74105.png" alt=""></a>

Подорожавшую бумагу в колбасе заменят соловьиным пометом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%88%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%83-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b1%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74103.png" alt=""></a>

Где разоткровенничался, там и Голгофа <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%84%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71839.png" alt=""></a>

Сюр всегда заканчивается кровавым сюрпризами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%8e%d1%80-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d1%81%d1%8e/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74058.png" alt=""></a>

- Почему у тебя такой крепкий иммунитет? - Я всю жизнь провёл с разными заразами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71823.png" alt=""></a>

Самая страшная потеря — потеряться внутри своей головы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71815.png" alt=""></a>

Девушка из привитой семьи познакомится с парнем с приличными антителами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8c%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71805.png" alt=""></a>

Цены в России привязаны не к доллару, а к решениям президента. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%8f%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%ba-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%83-%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74037.png" alt=""></a>

Цифровой концлагерь наступил бы в любом случае, ковид приблизил его начало. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%84%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71801.png" alt=""></a>

— Бэрримор, что это за жуткий вой на болотах? — Это люди, не получившие QR код…. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%8d%d1%80%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b6%d1%83%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71799.png" alt=""></a>

Рыцарю длинного стола круглый без надобности. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%86%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8e-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74028.png" alt=""></a>

Самое прикольное, что люди ждут апокалипсиса, живя в нём. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71789.png" alt=""></a>

Мы будем северней Кореи и аятолистей аятол..,, <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d0%b0%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74014.png" alt=""></a>

Веди себя так, как будто ведешь себя на тот свет, но не особенно торопишься.)) <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71780.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы примириться с реальностью, многие тщательно ее избегают. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74010.png" alt=""></a>

Стоит умереть попозже, хотя бы ради удовлетворения любопытства - чем же весь этот бардак закончится..?? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71778.png" alt=""></a>

Анекдоты почернели от копоти взрывов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74008.png" alt=""></a>

Как много оказалось вокруг людей, которые готовы отдать жизнь за свои убеждения! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71760.png" alt=""></a>

Мы не подошли друг к другу антителами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d0%ba-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d1%83-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71758.png" alt=""></a>

И вроде все крещенные, а ведут себя безбожно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73970.png" alt=""></a>

В этот День Смеха хочется плакать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%85%d0%b0-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73959.png" alt=""></a>

Идиоты всех стран, соединяйтесь! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73953.png" alt=""></a>

В День Дурака, как никогда, чувствуется всеобщее единение... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73948.png" alt=""></a>

Отныне День Дурака круглогодично! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73946.png" alt=""></a>

Кому Армагеддон, а кому возрождение нации. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73943.png" alt=""></a>

Это не 3.14здец, это пока оральные ласки. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-3-14%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73941.png" alt=""></a>

– Почему ты не удаляешь антиваксеров из друзей? – Зачем? Сами выпялятся… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71706.png" alt=""></a>

Сегодня я ел тыквенный суп, это мой скромный вклад в празднование Хэллоуина. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d1%8f-%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bf-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71692.png" alt=""></a>

Ковид даст всем по тыкве в Хэллоуин. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%85%d1%8d%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%83%d0%b8%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71680.png" alt=""></a>

Народ, который не победить, скоро вымрет? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bc%d1%80%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71664.png" alt=""></a>

И отбор у вас отрицательный, и герои. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71650.png" alt=""></a>

Чем больше очарования, тем быстрее принцесса становится сукой? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71648.png" alt=""></a>

Возлюби ближнего, но так, чтобы ему не было больно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71646.png" alt=""></a>

Не так страшен локдаун, как те, кто его устроили. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%83%d0%bd-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71644.png" alt=""></a>

Если вам кажется, что весь этот мир против вас, значит вам ближе потусторонний, <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73863.png" alt=""></a>

Я бы отдал ужин врагу, но он яростный веган. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d1%8f%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71640.png" alt=""></a>

Человек без диагноза неполноценен. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71634.png" alt=""></a>

За газ теперь будут не платить, а расплачиваться . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b7-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73853.png" alt=""></a>

Банковская карта МИР признана экстремистской. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%8d%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73851.png" alt=""></a>

Что лучше всего удалось выучить россиянам за последние 20 лет, так это беспомощность …. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71616.png" alt=""></a>

Хуже осенней депрессии только многоЛетняя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71614.png" alt=""></a>

Нынешнее поколение будет жить при социализме! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%86/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73829.png" alt=""></a>

- Когда в России что-нибудь будет? - Когда ничего не будет! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73827.png" alt=""></a>

Лучше всего с ковидом справлялась предвыборная кампания. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71606.png" alt=""></a>

Плаха и рубильник — наши скрепы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71604.png" alt=""></a>

Ностальгическое. В тоталитарном государстве постоять за себя можно разве что в очереди… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73819.png" alt=""></a>

Вроде бы и сходить уже не с чего, но осень берёт своё. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71562.png" alt=""></a>

Зрелость наступает, когда ты начинаешь откладывать на дом престарелых? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71550.png" alt=""></a>

Стрелки везде ищут врагов, вместо того, чтобы найти хорошего психиатра... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d1%89%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71540.png" alt=""></a>

Ну не суки мы, у нас просто паспорт другого дизайна. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73751.png" alt=""></a>

За подаренный другими свет все равно придётся расплачиваться. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73745.png" alt=""></a>

На одержимого сверхидеей человека с ядерной кнопкой опасно сильно давить. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81-%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73743.png" alt=""></a>

Чувство юмора почернело от копоти взрывов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73739.png" alt=""></a>

Почему верящие в спасение души не спешат продемонстрировать её при жизни? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71509.png" alt=""></a>

Всё кончится быстрее, чем мы думаем , но не тем, чем нам кажется... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71501.png" alt=""></a>

Капитан ТИТАНИКА упорно вёл корабль верным курсом на айсберг, а потом обьявил пытающихся спастись предателями. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73706.png" alt=""></a>

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