Навеяно и улучшено

Основное пожелание Деду Морозу от девушек: «Хочу быть худой и богатой!» <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p83161.png" alt=""></a>

Что общего между настоящим другом и военкоматом?Они оба готовы принять тебя таким, какой ты есть! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80761.png" alt=""></a>

Такого снегопадла, такого снегопадла давно не знали здешние края… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82860.png" alt=""></a>

Кто первый поздравил с Новым Годом, тому и лучший подарок. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82826.png" alt=""></a>

Пока у меня все дома, схожу-ка я с ума. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82530.png" alt=""></a>

Были мы богаты, а теперь в солдаты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80273.png" alt=""></a>

Напрасно ты считаешь, что все зря. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d1%80%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82464.png" alt=""></a>

А без очков ты водолаз фиговый… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b7-%d1%84%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82444.png" alt=""></a>

Для кого-то рыжая бестия, а для вас старший следователь Петрова. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82432.png" alt=""></a>

Спасибо мне большое, что есть я у себя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%8f-%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82224.png" alt=""></a>

Петух думал и передумал попадать в суп. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%83%d1%85-%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82177.png" alt=""></a>

Выходные - великое ничегонеделание . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82124.png" alt=""></a>

Не путайте несгибаемость и остеохондроз. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82031.png" alt=""></a>

Тоскана - тоска, посланная на… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81753.png" alt=""></a>

Грязная секс-бомба. Ядрена вошь. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b1%d0%b0-%d1%8f%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%88%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81541.png" alt=""></a>

Клуб социопатов проводит безлюдные соци-опати. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b1-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81324.png" alt=""></a>

Я готов целовать песок, лишь бы ты от меня родила <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%be%d0%ba-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81165.png" alt=""></a>

Ленин - гриб, Путин - торт. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b1-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78909.png" alt=""></a>

Не существует « идеальных мужей», так как всегда у него найдётся одна или две вредные жены. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78844.png" alt=""></a>

-А где все московские мажоры? -Где, где - в Караганде! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b-%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80994.png" alt=""></a>

Человека формирует среда, а не Воскресенье. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%84%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78609.png" alt=""></a>

Психологически нездоровые люди обычно фанатики поиска психологически нездоровых? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78585.png" alt=""></a>

«Гори оно все синим пламенем». Общественное мнение. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78563.png" alt=""></a>

Я самый скромный из нарциссов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80556.png" alt=""></a>

Волеизъявлён и очень опасен. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b8%d0%b7%d1%8a%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%91%d0%bd-%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80398.png" alt=""></a>

Человек — это то, что на грани. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80390.png" alt=""></a>

Не по Кузьме мать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b7%d1%8c%d0%bc%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80309.png" alt=""></a>

Напившись, ясновидящая выносит мозг своим будущим. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%8f%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b3-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77690.png" alt=""></a>

Осень и зима — это тоже лето, но за деньги. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79614.png" alt=""></a>

Благородный муж предъявляет претензии к себе, низкие к Компартии Китая. НеоКонфуций. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%8a%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76873.png" alt=""></a>

Не выходи из комнаты, не ищи там чёрной кошки, которой там нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d1%89%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76869.png" alt=""></a>

10 махов всех побивахов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/10-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78879.png" alt=""></a>

Я не удивлюсь, если ваш муж тайно исповедует Западные ценности.. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%88-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78742.png" alt=""></a>

Лингвист утверждает, что слово не воробей… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82-%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78702.png" alt=""></a>

Бытие определяет незнание. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78455.png" alt=""></a>

Любить надо не только с чувством , но и с головою. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76007.png" alt=""></a>

Человек может вынести такое количество истины, которое ещё не в состоянии разрушить его иллюзорный мир. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78026.png" alt=""></a>

Иногда мысленно отвечаешь «иди на хуй», а произносишь «отнюдь» . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%85%d1%83%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78014.png" alt=""></a>

Бездонен, как Пандоры ящик. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b-%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77101.png" alt=""></a>

Идущие в запой - пойте на здоровье! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77093.png" alt=""></a>

Наполеон страдал бонапартизмом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%be%d0%bd-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76753.png" alt=""></a>

Я волком бы выгрыз бонапартизм. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b3%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b7-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76747.png" alt=""></a>

То, что не осознанно, подсознает вас в самый неожиданный момент. Перефраз Холлиса. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b2-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76719.png" alt=""></a>

Я, это не то, что случилось со мной, а то, что я случил. Перефраз Юнга. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76717.png" alt=""></a>

Догматы порождают мат. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74089.png" alt=""></a>

Мы рождены, чтоб Кафку сделать гречкой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%84%d0%ba%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73982.png" alt=""></a>

Год будет если не оспенный, то чумовой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76135.png" alt=""></a>

СМС от девушки.—Ты лучший!—Ты убедилась или ошиблась номером? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bc%d1%81-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75600.png" alt=""></a>

Я готов целовать песок, лишь бы ты по нему не ходила. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%be%d0%ba-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75525.png" alt=""></a>

Дорогие москвичи, освещайте куличи! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74877.png" alt=""></a>

У френда прочел. Жила была глуховатая тетка, которая на "Христос воскрес!" отвечала "Воинственно воскрес!" <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d1%84%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74654.png" alt=""></a>

Итоги года подводят нас раньше, чем мы их. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72276.png" alt=""></a>

Вдохновение меня посещает часто, но редко застаёт. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%85%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72214.png" alt=""></a>

Количество дураков уже давно перешло в качество. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72196.png" alt=""></a>

Ось зла. Полюбишь и козла. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74384.png" alt=""></a>

Нельзя помешать человеку сходить с ума, можно только помочь. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%83-%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d1%83%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71793.png" alt=""></a>

Цугцванг подкопался незаметно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%86%d1%83%d0%b3%d1%86%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b3-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73463.png" alt=""></a>

Тем, кто не видит, что жизнь прекрасна, пора поменять антидепрессанты . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70846.png" alt=""></a>

Со смешной зарплатой и жить веселее! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70814.png" alt=""></a>

Если рукописи не горят, то и не греют. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%80%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%8e%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70746.png" alt=""></a>

Бесконечно можно смотреть на огонь, воду и эксгибиционистов . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70640.png" alt=""></a>

— В такие времена не спится.— Да и не спиться бы… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72812.png" alt=""></a>

Памятники меняются, пьедесталы остаются. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%8c%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8b-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70596.png" alt=""></a>

Я буду разговаривать с вами только в присутствии своего психотерапевта. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72800.png" alt=""></a>