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Кастраты духа портят воздух назиданиями. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68448.png" alt=""></a>

Несменяемость — мать-перемать невменяемости. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68446.png" alt=""></a>

Налоги у нас собирают с трудом, зато разбазаривают с азартом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%81-%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68422.png" alt=""></a>

Сарказм возник в ходе эволюции дураков к идиотам. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%b2-%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68403.png" alt=""></a>

Новичокнутость у них в крови. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68387.png" alt=""></a>

Хорошие мозги не терпят промывки, поэтому спасаются утечкой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bf%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%8d%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68383.png" alt=""></a>

Берегите свой авторитет! Берите чужой в прокат! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68363.png" alt=""></a>

Чем метросексуал отличается от метросаксаула? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68342.png" alt=""></a>

Если и убивать время, то прикольно и с юмором. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d1%81-%d1%8e/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68338.png" alt=""></a>

Кто с мечом к нам придёт, тот от мороза и погибнет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%91%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68334.png" alt=""></a>

Общество потребления фейков и спроса на халяву. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%84%d0%b5%d0%b9%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68332.png" alt=""></a>

Не принимай холестерин близко к сердцу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b8%cc%86-%d1%85%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68326.png" alt=""></a>

У губернаторов повысили черту оседлости. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%b3%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d1%83-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68320.png" alt=""></a>

Алкоголь раскрепощает, порабощая. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%89%d0%b0%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68318.png" alt=""></a>

Кующие счастье не понимают в нём, не куя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d1%91%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68314.png" alt=""></a>

Разница между бесогонами и мракобесоми в том, что одни — это светочи тьмы, а другие — это беспросветная тьма светочей. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68310.png" alt=""></a>

Ставшие богами забывают, что они были людьми. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68308.png" alt=""></a>

Хотя веяния и новые, но запахи дерьмовые. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68296.png" alt=""></a>

Наш, ослепший от блестящих перспектив рулевой, приковал себя цепями к рулю и беспрерывно победоносит. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b8%cc%86-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68264.png" alt=""></a>

Наш, ослепший от блестящих перспектив рулевой, приковал себя цепями к рулю <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68260.png" alt=""></a>

Скороговорка. Наши скрепы лишь укрепляют запреты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%8b-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%83%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68229.png" alt=""></a>

Матриархат, Гомоархат, Полиархат — новое воплощение Патриархата? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%85%d0%b0%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%85%d0%b0%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%85%d0%b0%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68189.png" alt=""></a>

Только доказав другому, что он придурок, можно наконец согласиться с собой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68185.png" alt=""></a>

Партия кнута обещает всем пряники. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68163.png" alt=""></a>

- Пресс-секретарь зыбучих песков. - Почему зыбучих? - По факту. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b1%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68151.png" alt=""></a>

- День дурака, конечно, сегодня, но нам это не мешает. - Не мешает вам что? - Праздновать его круглогодично. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d1%8d%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68142.png" alt=""></a>

День дурака — уже целая эпоха. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%8d%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68126.png" alt=""></a>

Высокопоставленный раб окружает себя рабами, в тщетной надежде, что они выдавят из него раба. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1-%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68122.png" alt=""></a>

Одинокий душ желает познакомиться со смесителем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68066.png" alt=""></a>

Пустозвону удобнее всего смотреть со своей колокольни. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68060.png" alt=""></a>

Перед тем, как дышать маткой, надо было пройти расстановки по Хеллингеру и простить свою Праматерь, непрошеная Праматерь спазмирует Фаллопиевы трубы и не даёт дышать полной маткой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b4%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68058.png" alt=""></a>

Настоящий духовный автократ подменяет смыслы жизни на бессмысленные неврозы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68052.png" alt=""></a>

Планировал игнорировать идиотов, но, как встречу, теряю самообладание. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68038.png" alt=""></a>

Дураков много, поэтому им постоянно приходится мочить конкурентов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68036.png" alt=""></a>

Какое разочарование. У нее есть любимое животное, и это не я. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68026.png" alt=""></a>

Я уже не тот, кто без ума тебя лайкал, теперь моя любовь зрелая, экзистенциальная, постная. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68022.png" alt=""></a>

Вот как можно говорить с человеком, если он не может даже показать приличное антитело? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68020.png" alt=""></a>

- Я обладаю сверхчеловеческим свойством. - Каким? - Сверхчеловеческим бессилием. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68016.png" alt=""></a>

Толерантность - это расщепление на более высоком уровне, с использованием более изощренных защит. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68014.png" alt=""></a>

Не хочу час вперед, хочу курс евро назад. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d1%83-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b2%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d1%83-%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%80%d1%81-%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68010.png" alt=""></a>

Народ такой простонародный и богу зависти угодный. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68008.png" alt=""></a>

Личность бывает трёх типов: 1. Дикая, что выросло, то выросло. 2. Самострой, без проекта и глубинного интервью заказчика. 3. Построенная с привлечением профессионалов, по техзаданию заказчика, с его непосредственным, активным участием в процессе строительства. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%82%d1%80%d1%91%d1%85-%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2-1-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68006.png" alt=""></a>

Многие выглядят так, как будто успех их уже поимел. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%b8%d1%85-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p68002.png" alt=""></a>

И выпечка у вас хорошая, и мукозальный иммунитет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67996.png" alt=""></a>

Прикинься шлангом для денежного потока! Ещё один верный способ заработать деньги от ЛохоЗеландцев. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67992.png" alt=""></a>

Все знаки зодиака делятся на два типа: 1.Твой 2. Подозрительные. 4. - Жизнь изменила тебя до неузнаваемости. - А вы собственно кто? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bf%d0%b0-1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67982.png" alt=""></a>

Если и копаться в собственной голове, то только строго по технологии, с соблюдением мер безопасности! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67968.png" alt=""></a>

- Интервью Собчак не смотрел, но осуждаю! - Кого? - Обоих! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b2%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67962.png" alt=""></a>

Теперь берут за жопу даже тех, кто её беспрестанно лижет. Хочется спросить у этих людей: "И какой в этом был смысл?" <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%91-%d0%b1%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67960.png" alt=""></a>

Ты должен верить в себя, даже тогда, когда в одной палате с тобой ещё три Наполеона. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67958.png" alt=""></a>

Когда одно одиночество находит другое, рождается недоразумение. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be-4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67956.png" alt=""></a>

Хоть жили вместе, но членораздельно... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67948.png" alt=""></a>

Антитела с тобою наши антительны.... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d1%81-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%8e-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67946.png" alt=""></a>

- Вегетарианцам можно есть мясо, изготовленное из насекомых? - Можно, если сначала скармливать их насекомоядным растениям. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d1%8f%d1%81%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67944.png" alt=""></a>

Эксгибиоционисты совсем распоясались в экстазе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67936.png" alt=""></a>

Самые бесстрашные глаза у тех, у кого руки растут из ж@@пы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%80%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67926.png" alt=""></a>

Кузнец счастья не добьётся, не куя... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8c%d1%91%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67911.png" alt=""></a>

- Лучше всю жизнь прожить скотом. - Вы хотели сказать с котом. - Это кому как повезёт. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%8e-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67903.png" alt=""></a>

- Я сижу на безглютеновой диете. - Лучше бы ты села на безглючную. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b6%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67895.png" alt=""></a>

- Извините, я с вами не согласен. - Сдохни тварь! - А вы точно излучающий добро йог-вегетарианец-натуропат? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%85%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67872.png" alt=""></a>

Тем, у кого голова небольшая, можно использовать бахилы, как шапочку для душа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67836.png" alt=""></a>

Женщины-Вамп обожают доноров... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%bf-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67826.png" alt=""></a>

Пользу от просветления извлекают просветляющие... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67824.png" alt=""></a>

Пришла пора ли от «Кто виноват?» переходить к порке вопрошающих? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%85%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67820.png" alt=""></a>

Ежедневные селфи — психическое заболевание, только если не красиво себя фотографируешь. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%84%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67818.png" alt=""></a>

Не все, кто нашли себя, обрадовались такой находке. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67816.png" alt=""></a>

Если вам стали говорить больше гадостей, может вы стали меньше платить за враньё? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67808.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы не стать мучеником тела — ограничить мучное. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67804.png" alt=""></a>

Каждый имеет своё мнение, но не все понимают, что и мнение имеет каждого <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%91-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67799.png" alt=""></a>

Привитый! Жить надо так, как будто коронавирус - это не для тебя! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p67784.png" alt=""></a>