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Девушка, что вы на меня смотрите, как на на будущего мужа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80225.png" alt=""></a>

Сильные люди всегда толсты.Простой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82414.png" alt=""></a>

Человек — это звучит стрёмно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d1%91%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80183.png" alt=""></a>

Cрам отличается от прелести полом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/c%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82395.png" alt=""></a>

И какой козерог не мечтает стать единорогом! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%87%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80149.png" alt=""></a>

Бесплатный сюр только среди постмодернистов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%8e%d1%80-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82367.png" alt=""></a>

Из резюме кандидатов как-то исчезло слово «стессоустойчивый». <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82357.png" alt=""></a>

Если люди, которые не могли жить без вас, все еще живы, значит что-то пошло не так. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82348.png" alt=""></a>

— Мадам, Вы сегодня молчаливы.  — Я устала быть правой… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%8f-%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80121.png" alt=""></a>

Только сев в позу лотоса, можно почувствовать себя настоящим нарциссом . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b2-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82338.png" alt=""></a>

Сейчас не всё, что в чулках и на каблуках, - это женщины. Мужчины, будьте осторожны! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82332.png" alt=""></a>

Зачитаешься, бывало, ее постов, а потом глядь и у вас общая ипотека. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82326.png" alt=""></a>

Труднонаходимые, легко теряемые и незабываемые имеют к тому же неадекватную самооценку. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82324.png" alt=""></a>

Духовная проституция - излюбленное занятие привластной интеллигенции. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%83%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80076.png" alt=""></a>

Супруг - это повод для покаяния. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80066.png" alt=""></a>

Если наступает страшная сказка, то ваш волшебник злой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80031.png" alt=""></a>

- Я сегодня рассматривал твои селфи. - Последние? - Надеюсь. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%84%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80025.png" alt=""></a>

Он держал ее за талию, а она за дурака. Дурак трепетал в ее руках. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%8e-%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80021.png" alt=""></a>

Я бы с вами согласился, но зачем плодить ошибки мышления? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%81-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80019.png" alt=""></a>

В любой непонятной ситуации не понимай ее по-новому. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80015.png" alt=""></a>

Если у вас выросли крылья, постарайтесь не гадить свысока. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80013.png" alt=""></a>

Вы мне очень нравитесь, поэтому бегите, пока не поздно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80006.png" alt=""></a>

Хочу достичь безупречности, чтобы упрекать всех остальных. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%87%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82234.png" alt=""></a>

Общественное мнение - это следствие заражения вирусом мозга, вызывающим рост самомнения и обезболивающие иллюзии. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80004.png" alt=""></a>

Летающая тарелка с борщом повергла придирчивого супруга в гущу событий. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81-%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d1%89%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82230.png" alt=""></a>

Женщина должна знать себе цену, но вовремя давать скидку. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80000.png" alt=""></a>

Карманных девушек любить не по карману. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79998.png" alt=""></a>

Отрастили себе гипертрофированное достоинство и ну давай оскорбляться . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d1%84%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79996.png" alt=""></a>

Индикатор зрелости - понял, что партия Зеленых не для меня. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%bb-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79988.png" alt=""></a>

У мужа есть срок годности, а у жены - негодности. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b0-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%be%d0%ba-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82214.png" alt=""></a>

Консервной банки жесть пожестче жести жизни. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%87%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82210.png" alt=""></a>

У кого что болит, принимайте болеутоляющие. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%83%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82187.png" alt=""></a>

В семье без урода, если есть деньги на пластическую операцию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8c%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d1%83%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82183.png" alt=""></a>

Гусь свинье товарищ на сервированном столе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8c%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%89-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82181.png" alt=""></a>

В тихом омуте здоровенные сомы, а не черти. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82179.png" alt=""></a>

Не гордись пониманием простых истин, у тебя просто не хватает интеллектуальной мощности для понимая сложных. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82147.png" alt=""></a>

Расстался со старым тазиком, ощутил экстаз. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%be%d1%89%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d1%8d%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82139.png" alt=""></a>

Находишь лампу с Джином, заливаешь в неё джин, и получаешь джИнерик. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%bf%d1%83-%d1%81-%d0%b4%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82122.png" alt=""></a>

Если у тебя никогда не бывает насморка, значит ты живешь, как у Гаймора за пазухой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79897.png" alt=""></a>

И духи у тебя занюханные, и ты сам. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8e%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79895.png" alt=""></a>

Смешнее себя я почти никого не встречал. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82118.png" alt=""></a>

Государство держит народ в тонусе, а мнение народа в анусе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82096.png" alt=""></a>

Большая часть территории страны покрыта матом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82080.png" alt=""></a>

Вся жизнь моя прошла при Елизавете Второй, о чём она и не догадывалась. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79853.png" alt=""></a>

Идущие по пути просветления отсвечивают нарциссизмом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79840.png" alt=""></a>

Владельцы дорогих авто любвимобильны. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%86%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82064.png" alt=""></a>

Замужняя - это не политкорректно, следует говорить мужетерпимая. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%8f-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82057.png" alt=""></a>

Грабли - инструмент настойчивого самокопания. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82046.png" alt=""></a>

- Скажи мне что-нибудь, чтобы я почувствовала себя желанной. - Пин-код 6996. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79818.png" alt=""></a>

Неотпускание - более частая проблема, чем недержание. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82033.png" alt=""></a>

Феминистки отравляют в бан тех, кто против гендерного разделения в банях. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%84%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79806.png" alt=""></a>

«Акселерация» - старушку разочаровало, что у Айфона 14 такие же камеры, как и у Айфона 13. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d1%83-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79804.png" alt=""></a>

Лев по гороскопу никогда не включает правый поворотник... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82007.png" alt=""></a>

«С ума сойти!».Путеводитель по лучшим психиатрическим клиникам. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bf-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81978.png" alt=""></a>

Мало встретить женщину мечты, необходимо чтобы и она замечталась. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%87%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79752.png" alt=""></a>

Обидеть Божедая может каждый, а вот уйти от экзистенциальной ответственности - нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%83%d0%b9%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79748.png" alt=""></a>

Саморазвитие - для бездельников, для остальных - борьба за выживание. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79746.png" alt=""></a>

Если кто-то смог, то он весь в дыму. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%bc%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81960.png" alt=""></a>

Многих так потрясла смерть 97-летней Елизаветы, что они не знают теперь, как им жить. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d1%8c-97-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79704.png" alt=""></a>

Некоторых хочется спросить: "Когда вы последний раз сдавали анализы на духовных паразитов?" <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%85-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81905.png" alt=""></a>

Даже ретроградный Меркурий уже не способен объяснить всю эту фигню. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79692.png" alt=""></a>

Пожалуй, одно из самых потрясающих ощущений, - это когда тебя ночью инстинктивно ищут в кровати, а нащупав трясут, чтобы ты не храпел. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%81%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%be%d1%89%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79690.png" alt=""></a>

Вечно ты сеешь разумное! Добром это не закончится. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81900.png" alt=""></a>

Вот почему капитализм загнивающий, а смердит в подъездах духовно богатых? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b0-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81894.png" alt=""></a>

Токсикоманам везде мерещатся токсичные отношения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79682.png" alt=""></a>

Этот 3.14здец, конечно, уже всем надоел, но желание надрать задницу придаёт происходящему глубокий сакральный смысл. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-3-14%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%86-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b6-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81892.png" alt=""></a>

Ответственность за свою жизнь человек несет сам, а вот вину - окружающие.)) <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%8e-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79678.png" alt=""></a>

Всё кончится быстрее, чем мы думаем и не тем, что нам кажется... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b8-%d0%bd-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79666.png" alt=""></a>

Когда генератор лжи начинает врать сам себе, он ломается. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79642.png" alt=""></a>