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После общения с некоторыми в душе остается глубокий тормозной след. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80447.png" alt=""></a>

Основная забота рьяных моралистов - прикрыть собственную озабоченность. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%80%d1%8c%d1%8f%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80445.png" alt=""></a>

Эпоха Развращения постмодернизмом сменила эпоху Возрождения модернизмом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80437.png" alt=""></a>

Самозагнанные в угол тащат в него окружающих. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb-%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b0%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80431.png" alt=""></a>

Бизнесмену Буратино показали три «корочки». <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b1%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80417.png" alt=""></a>

Многие и рады были бы испытывать когнитивный диссонанс, а нечем . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80386.png" alt=""></a>

Богатые люди считают, что деньги – не главное, красивые, что внешность – не главное, а дураки им верят. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82581.png" alt=""></a>

Если вас не смогли купить, то вы никому не нужны. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82573.png" alt=""></a>

Парадокс. Не Дождь мочит Белые Пальто, а Белые Пальто мочат Дождь. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82571.png" alt=""></a>

От БЕЛЫХ ПАЛЬТО потемнело в глазах. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82569.png" alt=""></a>

Проблема не в том, что у тебя низкая самооценка, а в том, что ты просто дурак... Хочется сказать иногда. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82525.png" alt=""></a>

Уморю со смеху ваших тараканов в голове. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8e-%d1%81%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%85%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b2-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80301.png" alt=""></a>

А может я просыпаюсь по ночам, чтобы убедиться, что мой кот не оборотень? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8b%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82523.png" alt=""></a>

Есть два типа людей, одни поднимают дофамин, другие - кортизол. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bf%d0%b0-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%84/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82517.png" alt=""></a>

Создай чат в Телеграме и кидай туда ВСЕ фотки своей еды. Вредную пишу фотографируй отвратительно. Просматривай перед сном. Молись о прощении за чревоугодие. Эффект убийственный. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82515.png" alt=""></a>

То, что не колышет, вызывает внутреннее напряжение. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80271.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы не жёг токсический стыд, общайся хоть иногда с людьми. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d1%91%d0%b3-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b4-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80267.png" alt=""></a>

Произошла девальвация не только духовных ценностей , но и слова 3.14дец. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80265.png" alt=""></a>

Если долго вглядываться в телевизор, можно незаметно оказаться в дураках. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80261.png" alt=""></a>

Для кого-то рыжая бестия, а для кого-то крашеная лахудра. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82474.png" alt=""></a>

Стоило один раз в жизни заснуть головой не по фэн-шую и вся жизнь пошла наперекосяк. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7-%d0%b2-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80249.png" alt=""></a>

- Я считаю, что ты не прав.- Ты не умеешь считать, ты гуманитарий! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80235.png" alt=""></a>

Когда дурак расширяет сознание, его засасывает всякая хрень. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82458.png" alt=""></a>

Мужчины с маленьким членом покладистее. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%81-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d1%87%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80227.png" alt=""></a>

Девушка, что вы на меня смотрите, как на на будущего мужа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80225.png" alt=""></a>

Сильные люди всегда толсты.Простой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82414.png" alt=""></a>

Человек — это звучит стрёмно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d1%91%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80183.png" alt=""></a>

Cрам отличается от прелести полом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/c%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82395.png" alt=""></a>

И какой козерог не мечтает стать единорогом! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%87%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80149.png" alt=""></a>

Бесплатный сюр только среди постмодернистов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%8e%d1%80-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82367.png" alt=""></a>

Из резюме кандидатов как-то исчезло слово «стессоустойчивый». <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82357.png" alt=""></a>

Если люди, которые не могли жить без вас, все еще живы, значит что-то пошло не так. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82348.png" alt=""></a>

— Мадам, Вы сегодня молчаливы.  — Я устала быть правой… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%8f-%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80121.png" alt=""></a>

Только сев в позу лотоса, можно почувствовать себя настоящим нарциссом . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b2-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82338.png" alt=""></a>

Сейчас не всё, что в чулках и на каблуках, - это женщины. Мужчины, будьте осторожны! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82332.png" alt=""></a>

Зачитаешься, бывало, ее постов, а потом глядь и у вас общая ипотека. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82326.png" alt=""></a>

Труднонаходимые, легко теряемые и незабываемые имеют к тому же неадекватную самооценку. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82324.png" alt=""></a>

Духовная проституция - излюбленное занятие привластной интеллигенции. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%83%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80076.png" alt=""></a>

Супруг - это повод для покаяния. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80066.png" alt=""></a>

Если наступает страшная сказка, то ваш волшебник злой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80031.png" alt=""></a>

- Я сегодня рассматривал твои селфи. - Последние? - Надеюсь. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%84%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80025.png" alt=""></a>

Он держал ее за талию, а она за дурака. Дурак трепетал в ее руках. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%8e-%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80021.png" alt=""></a>

Я бы с вами согласился, но зачем плодить ошибки мышления? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%81-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80019.png" alt=""></a>

В любой непонятной ситуации не понимай ее по-новому. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80015.png" alt=""></a>

Если у вас выросли крылья, постарайтесь не гадить свысока. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80013.png" alt=""></a>

Вы мне очень нравитесь, поэтому бегите, пока не поздно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80006.png" alt=""></a>

Хочу достичь безупречности, чтобы упрекать всех остальных. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%87%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82234.png" alt=""></a>

Общественное мнение - это следствие заражения вирусом мозга, вызывающим рост самомнения и обезболивающие иллюзии. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80004.png" alt=""></a>

Летающая тарелка с борщом повергла придирчивого супруга в гущу событий. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81-%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d1%89%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82230.png" alt=""></a>

Женщина должна знать себе цену, но вовремя давать скидку. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80000.png" alt=""></a>

Карманных девушек любить не по карману. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79998.png" alt=""></a>

Отрастили себе гипертрофированное достоинство и ну давай оскорбляться . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d1%84%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79996.png" alt=""></a>

Индикатор зрелости - понял, что партия Зеленых не для меня. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%bb-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79988.png" alt=""></a>

У мужа есть срок годности, а у жены - негодности. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b0-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%be%d0%ba-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82214.png" alt=""></a>

Консервной банки жесть пожестче жести жизни. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%87%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82210.png" alt=""></a>

У кого что болит, принимайте болеутоляющие. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%83%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82187.png" alt=""></a>

В семье без урода, если есть деньги на пластическую операцию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8c%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d1%83%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82183.png" alt=""></a>

Гусь свинье товарищ на сервированном столе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8c%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%89-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82181.png" alt=""></a>

В тихом омуте здоровенные сомы, а не черти. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82179.png" alt=""></a>

Не гордись пониманием простых истин, у тебя просто не хватает интеллектуальной мощности для понимая сложных. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82147.png" alt=""></a>

Расстался со старым тазиком, ощутил экстаз. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%be%d1%89%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d1%8d%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82139.png" alt=""></a>

Находишь лампу с Джином, заливаешь в неё джин, и получаешь джИнерик. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%bf%d1%83-%d1%81-%d0%b4%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82122.png" alt=""></a>

Если у тебя никогда не бывает насморка, значит ты живешь, как у Гаймора за пазухой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79897.png" alt=""></a>

И духи у тебя занюханные, и ты сам. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8e%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79895.png" alt=""></a>

Смешнее себя я почти никого не встречал. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82118.png" alt=""></a>

Государство держит народ в тонусе, а мнение народа в анусе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82096.png" alt=""></a>

Большая часть территории страны покрыта матом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82080.png" alt=""></a>

Вся жизнь моя прошла при Елизавете Второй, о чём она и не догадывалась. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79853.png" alt=""></a>

Идущие по пути просветления отсвечивают нарциссизмом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79840.png" alt=""></a>