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Стальные яйца дуракам покоя не дают. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%8f%d0%b9%d1%86%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78253.png" alt=""></a>

Мы бодливые, с нами рог! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78243.png" alt=""></a>

Я видел много счастливых людей, честных среди них не было. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78241.png" alt=""></a>

У широкой публики мозг выносят на руках под шум оваций одобрения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b3-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%80%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78229.png" alt=""></a>

— Будь упоротым по отношению к своим целям!— Может упорным?— Нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8e-%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d1%86/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75985.png" alt=""></a>

Пицца приезжает быстрее, чем скорая, потому что за приезд скорой предоплата была перечислена чиновникам, зарплата которых не зависит от скорости приезда . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%86%d1%86%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78216.png" alt=""></a>

Понты - это нефтегазовые отходы . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%84%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78212.png" alt=""></a>

— Слушай, но если честно живём, как получается, в гармонии со своими внутренними дешёвыми принципами.— Ты хотел сказать душевными?— Нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%91%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75971.png" alt=""></a>

Счастье - это мелочь, потому для его достижения приходится размениваться. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%87%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75957.png" alt=""></a>

Она была настолько открытой книгой, что все страницы были засалены. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%87%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78163.png" alt=""></a>

Большинство принцесс удостаиваются не принца, а кота. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78155.png" alt=""></a>

Народ сначала делает свой выбор сердцем, а потом лежит в предынфарктном состоянии. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d1%86-4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78153.png" alt=""></a>

Если вы ничего не добились, скажите, что были заняты духовным ростом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78151.png" alt=""></a>

Безжалостность в любви к соотечественникам - суть политики отечества. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78135.png" alt=""></a>

Преданные умом легко ищут предателей. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b8%d1%89%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78123.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто не может найти себя, видимо себя спрятали, когда были бухие. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78114.png" alt=""></a>

Я мужчина 50 лет ищу 18 лет девушку для секса. Обеспечен, куплю себе машину. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-50-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b8%d1%89%d1%83-18-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78108.png" alt=""></a>

Не путай помазанника Божьего и Нефтепомазанника.... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%8c%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%84%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78092.png" alt=""></a>

Летом в транспорте человеческого тепла с избытком. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75832.png" alt=""></a>

Духовная пища второй свежести вызывает интоксикацию духовности. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%89%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75828.png" alt=""></a>

Граница между добром и злом у простодушного обывателя всегда совпадает с государственной. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75812.png" alt=""></a>

- Разреши вселенной сделать тебе хорошо! - Я разрешил, но она делает мне плохо. - Ты просто не осознал, что являешься мазохистом! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78036.png" alt=""></a>

Ничтожество бредит величием. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78034.png" alt=""></a>

Самых везучих нагружают по полной. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78018.png" alt=""></a>

Производство бессмысленных смыслов достигло своего апофигея. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d1%81%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78012.png" alt=""></a>

Некоторые женщины набирают вес в надежде удержать мужчину силой своей гравитации. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77965.png" alt=""></a>

Ложь всегда горячее правды. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b4%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75730.png" alt=""></a>

Отсидел харизму и она затекла под плинтус. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d1%85%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77919.png" alt=""></a>

- Жизнь налаживается.- Это как?- Это от слова лажа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75662.png" alt=""></a>

Ты пускаешь людей в свой внутренний космос, а они тырят твой вакуум. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75651.png" alt=""></a>

Не пугай голой истиной. Прикрой срамные места! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75649.png" alt=""></a>

Экономия - это когда используешь в качестве нити для зубов веревочку от чайного пакетика. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77862.png" alt=""></a>

Происходящие события увеличили количество верующих во всеблагого Бога только среди отчаянных мазохистов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77858.png" alt=""></a>

Коммунизм ещё не наступил, а империалисты уже окружили. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d0%b5%d1%89%d1%91-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75614.png" alt=""></a>

Судя по отчетам о летнем отдыхе, можно сказать, что кому и Дагестан - Сицилия. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%be-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b4%d1%8b%d1%85%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77816.png" alt=""></a>

Акулист отличается от офтальмолога количеством зубов и пациента. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%be%d1%84%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77786.png" alt=""></a>

Если Бог сделал тебя идиотом, ты не в состоянии отличить корреляцию от каузации. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77784.png" alt=""></a>

Господь отвернулся от Кирилла, поэтому чуда разгона облаков во время парада в этом году не состоялось. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75548.png" alt=""></a>

Пожили в обществе потребления и хватит, теперь пора пожить для злоупотребления... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b8-%d1%85%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77772.png" alt=""></a>

Порадовать командом не удалось. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75499.png" alt=""></a>

Учу, как правильно махнуть рукой. Дорого, сердито. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d1%87%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%80%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77596.png" alt=""></a>

На время вязки животных займем хозяев увлекательной беседой о пользе целомудрия. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d1%8f%d0%b7%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%8f%d0%b5%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77576.png" alt=""></a>

Денацификация Луны, на темной стороне которой укрылись немецкие фашисты, видимо, откладывается. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%84%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77550.png" alt=""></a>

Новый пакет санкций ЕС будет из экологически чистых материалов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%ba%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b5%d1%81-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%8d%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77532.png" alt=""></a>

Не знаю как до победы добра, но до победы здравого смысла дожить точно не удастся. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8e-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75292.png" alt=""></a>

Жизнь слишком многогранна, чтобы поместиться в одном стакане. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75270.png" alt=""></a>

Когда количество мифов превышает критический уровень, люди начинают жить, как в страшной сказке. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%84%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b8-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75258.png" alt=""></a>

Получи ВНЖ в нашем гараже. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b6-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77458.png" alt=""></a>

Европарламент одобрил выделение и вычитание. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77456.png" alt=""></a>

Концерт Ирины Аллегровой в Рыбинске бойкотировали русалки. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82-%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b5-%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77454.png" alt=""></a>

Во Франции возник острый дефицит горчицы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%84%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%84%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77452.png" alt=""></a>

Власти призвали не верить чужим уловкам. (И это не уловка.) <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d1%83%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77450.png" alt=""></a>

Запад столкнулся с острой нехваткой молотого перца. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%85%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77434.png" alt=""></a>

Клиника пластической хирургии "Медуза Горгона". <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%85%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77393.png" alt=""></a>

Пробивающие головой стену оказываются у разбитого корыта. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75145.png" alt=""></a>

Глава ВЦИОМ предложил переименовать свою организацию. Теперь она будет называться ОВЦИ-ОМ.)) <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77385.png" alt=""></a>

Мир комичен до черноты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75143.png" alt=""></a>

Может Бог сотворил обезьян по своему образу и подобию, а тех, кто решил эволюционировать, назвал атеистами? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%8c%d1%8f%d0%bd-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75139.png" alt=""></a>

Самая чистая совесть у тех, кто ею не пользуется. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%8e-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75137.png" alt=""></a>

Нахождение в состоянии телегипноза не освобождает от ответственности. Зато помогает гипнотизеру шарить в этот момент по вашим карманам... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bf%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bd-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77355.png" alt=""></a>

Непробиваемые дураки пробьют любое дно! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8c%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75109.png" alt=""></a>

Носителей Белого Пальто все больше. Правда оно им жмёт …. на пафос. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75107.png" alt=""></a>

Шли к хорошей жизни, а пришли к замечательной. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75095.png" alt=""></a>

Пластические хирурги плодят прадевушек. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77325.png" alt=""></a>

Оторваться по полной многим удается не сходя с дивана. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77317.png" alt=""></a>

Издевательское целование вышестоящей жопы теперь приравнивается к госизмене. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77315.png" alt=""></a>

Положительная динамика у больного наступает тогда, когда он начинает заигрывать с медсестрой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77309.png" alt=""></a>

А вы не пробовали принимать бальзам Биттнера из кружки Эсмарха в позе Ромберга? Эффект замечательный! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77303.png" alt=""></a>

Дойдя до ручки, многие считают это истиной. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%b4%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d1%80%d1%83%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77218.png" alt=""></a>

Или ты откусишь голову самцу после секса, или так и не станешь настоящей феминисткой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%86%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74979.png" alt=""></a>