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Когда пессимист начинает всматриваться в бездну, оптимист тайком отпивает у него полстакана. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71390.png" alt=""></a>

Будьте великодушны — женщины выносят не только мозг, но и носителя.... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8f%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71372.png" alt=""></a>

Трудно быть с Богом, если ты всего лишь менеджер по продажам иллюзий. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71370.png" alt=""></a>

За твёрдостью духа часто скрывается мягкость мозга. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%91%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71366.png" alt=""></a>

Горилка - дочь гориллы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%87%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%bb%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73574.png" alt=""></a>

Глядя на неё, испытывал на себе успокоительные препараты... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b4%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%91-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b8-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71364.png" alt=""></a>

Нельзя ставить ребёнка в угол, особенно, если он тупой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%91%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71356.png" alt=""></a>

Идиоты искусно мимикрируют под патриотов в надежде выглядеть привлекательнее. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73512.png" alt=""></a>

Пожертвования церкви — это инвестирование в волшебство в надежде на чудо. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%86%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73510.png" alt=""></a>

Террор любовью — способ существования фарисеев и шизофреников. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%80%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1-%d1%81%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73506.png" alt=""></a>

— Что вам мешает заняться скандинавской ходьбой? — Отсутствие визы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71290.png" alt=""></a>

Стоя на ушах, тяжело идти в ногу со временем . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%85-%d1%82%d1%8f%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71288.png" alt=""></a>

Не так силён Талибан, как слаб ПроеБайден. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%91%d0%bd-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b1-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71286.png" alt=""></a>

Не талибань меня без нужды <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71284.png" alt=""></a>

Храм Единства на Крови - сооружение культовое, но не Богоугодное. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%be%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73482.png" alt=""></a>

Не оговаривай меня по Фрейду! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%84%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b9%d0%b4%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73474.png" alt=""></a>

Орнитолог утверждает, что слово не воробей… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3-%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71258.png" alt=""></a>

Полубоги ищут полубогинь для создания божественных отношений. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d1%89%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71254.png" alt=""></a>

Роман народа с лидером заканчивается скверным анекдотом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%81-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73461.png" alt=""></a>

Верь в судьбу, но не завЕрайся. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c%d0%b1%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71242.png" alt=""></a>

Иногда, чтобы посмеяться вместе, достаточно сказать собеседнику, что у него есть чувство юмора. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71230.png" alt=""></a>

Людям без царя в голове безусловно нужен царь! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d1%8f%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d1%86%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%b6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73413.png" alt=""></a>

Один шаг налево — и ты козёл. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%91%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71196.png" alt=""></a>

На обещание светлого будущего клюют самые дремучие. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71194.png" alt=""></a>

Для тех, у кого хорошая крыша, и небо в алмазах. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d0%b0%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71173.png" alt=""></a>

Если есть хранительницы домашнего очага, то должны быть и хранительницы дикого. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%85%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71163.png" alt=""></a>

При каком курсе доллара люди перестают чувствовать себя патриотами и начинают чувствовать идиотами? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%80%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73365.png" alt=""></a>

Если твой стакан наполовину пуст, может ты выбрал стакан не по размеру? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71155.png" alt=""></a>

— Это клуб любителей пассивной агрессии? — Да. — Почему ваша агрессия столь пассивна? — Вы приняты! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b1-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71149.png" alt=""></a>

Продажные везде ищут купленных… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d1%89%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71145.png" alt=""></a>

Сколько ни мотай на ус - всё равно не Чапаев. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%83%d1%81-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73339.png" alt=""></a>

Многие выйдя из себя, считают, что вышли в люди. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9%d0%b4%d1%8f-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73337.png" alt=""></a>

Если Бог и создал людей равными, то в основном в идиотизме. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d0%be%d1%81-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73333.png" alt=""></a>

Бесит, когда рядом с тобой самодостаточная личность, а платить за радость совместного проживания приходится только тебе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71117.png" alt=""></a>

Дебилизация предшествует мобилизации. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%88%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73325.png" alt=""></a>

Не путайте духовный мир и сказки для скотоводческих племён Синайского полуострова. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71097.png" alt=""></a>

Труднее всего сейчас придётся бизнес-коучам, коучей много, а бизнеса нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%91%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73290.png" alt=""></a>

Миром правят не мудрые старики, а старые мудаки. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73280.png" alt=""></a>

Если вам грубо отказали в обладании здравым смыслом, не отказывайте себе в обладании чувством юмора. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b4-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73268.png" alt=""></a>

Не смешите своим путифоном. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%84%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73257.png" alt=""></a>

Везение - результат того, что ты - ломовая лошадь. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71027.png" alt=""></a>

— Я знаю , что я никому не интересен. — Не перегибай, ты не интересен только тем, кто знаком с тобой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8e-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71021.png" alt=""></a>

– В чем разница между женской сексуальностью и сексапильностью? – В умении пилить мужчин. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71018.png" alt=""></a>

В результате боев в соцсетях контуженных на голову все больше. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b2-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%86%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%85-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73229.png" alt=""></a>

Импортозамещение воодушевленными дураками приняло необратимый процесс. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73206.png" alt=""></a>

Таропсихолог раскладывает клиентов по мастям и арканам. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73204.png" alt=""></a>

Мир делится на тех, кто делит и тех, кто делится. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70980.png" alt=""></a>

Коллективное бессознательное ушло в несознанку. Самая безмозглая коробка передач — телевизор. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%83%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73187.png" alt=""></a>

Стечение обстоятельств при выученной беспомощности всегда происходит в канализацию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70970.png" alt=""></a>

Какой смысл зрить в корень, если корень гнилой? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb-%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73183.png" alt=""></a>

Одна женщина вакцинировалась, и у неё сразу закрылась космическая воронка, и она перестала дышать маткой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%91-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70964.png" alt=""></a>

Люди - как музыкальные инструменты, большинство тромбоны. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70944.png" alt=""></a>

— Как вы защищаете себя от людей с плохой энергетикой? — Отключаю им электропитание. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%81-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70934.png" alt=""></a>

Дьявол теперь носит PradaЗаменитель. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%8c%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82-prada%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73136.png" alt=""></a>

Народ побезмолвствует, побезмолвствует, а потом гаркнет так, что мало никому не покажется, в том числе ему самому. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73128.png" alt=""></a>

Народ сначала делает свой выбор сердцем, а потом воет и с озверением ищет виноватых. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d1%86-3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70912.png" alt=""></a>

В Сверхдержаве сверхдержались сверхмужики и сверхбабы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73106.png" alt=""></a>

После блокировки здравого смысла остальные блокировки уже не страшны. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73104.png" alt=""></a>

Не так страшен Новый Завет, как те, кто фанатично уверовал в мифы для скотоводческих племён Синайского полуострова, написанные 2000 лет назад? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%84/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73102.png" alt=""></a>

Туалетная бумага ZEWA уходит из России, открывая новые рынки сбыта для «Комсомольской Правды». <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b0-zewa-%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73094.png" alt=""></a>

Хочется спросить у православных: ну и где эффективность прощенного Воскресенья? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b8-%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73081.png" alt=""></a>

Залюбят страну досмерти, того и гляди, а потом будут выдумывать виноватых. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d1%8f%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73077.png" alt=""></a>

Настоящего мужчину прошлым не испугать! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73075.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы взглянуть на мир под другим углом, надо выйти из тупого. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73073.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы оставаться в своём уме, сходите с общепринятого. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%91%d0%bc-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73071.png" alt=""></a>

ДНК человека отличается от ДНК шимпанзе всего на 1%, но некоторым повезло… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%ba-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%ba-%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70852.png" alt=""></a>

Недогад — недогадливый человек. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b4-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70850.png" alt=""></a>

Маляр легко скрасил серые будни… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%80-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70832.png" alt=""></a>