Черный юмор

Все противоборствующие стороны считают, что Бог на их стороне, забывая, что не Он их создал, а они Его. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92848.png" alt=""></a>

Зарубежная чертовщина не должна конкурировать с отечественным мракобесием! Хэллоуин - не наш праздник. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%ba-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92838.png" alt=""></a>

Сегодня день аллергии на тыквы. Повсюду тыквомёты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%ba%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%8e%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92836.png" alt=""></a>

Встретишь цитату с подписью «Омар Хаям»— пошли ее к х…. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%83-%d1%81-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%80-%d1%85%d0%b0%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92816.png" alt=""></a>

Человек , научившийся управлять своими эмоциями, становится язвенником. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92807.png" alt=""></a>

Мы в ответе за тех, кого вовремя не послали.., <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b2-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92775.png" alt=""></a>

В мире с утра привычный 3.14здецИ лишь ты, как всегда, один — молодец! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b5-%d1%81-%d1%83%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-3-14%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%86%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92771.png" alt=""></a>

Кристаллизация бреда вступила в завершающую фазу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92765.png" alt=""></a>

Ты будешь вечно жить в моем сердце в виде маленькой холестериновой бляшки. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d1%86%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92745.png" alt=""></a>

Жизнь и так сплошной Хэллоуин, так зачем его праздновать? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%85%d1%8d%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%83%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92737.png" alt=""></a>

Идиоты хотят такой независимости, чтобы от мира не осталось камня на камне. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92723.png" alt=""></a>

Я бы забыл о своих болезнях, но мне мешают счета за лечение. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb-%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92677.png" alt=""></a>

Нормальной жизнью мы отжили, теперь самое время ненормальной отжигать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92675.png" alt=""></a>

Находить радость в мелочах — способ примириться с глобальным несчастьем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%85-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92667.png" alt=""></a>

У каждого есть свои демоны, но не все пили с ними на брудершафт. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92661.png" alt=""></a>

Дни сокращаются, такая депресука… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92641.png" alt=""></a>

Если вместо головы тыква - Хэллоуин всегда с тобой! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d1%85%d1%8d%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%83%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92635.png" alt=""></a>

Сойти с ума от несправедливости этого мира помогает то, что Господь еще и безмерно милостив к нам. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%81-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92629.png" alt=""></a>

— Как избавиться от стресса навсегда?— ПередОхнуть.— Может предохнУть?— Нет! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92609.png" alt=""></a>

Настали такие времена, что пессимисты в прошлом выглядят оголтелыми оптимистами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92565.png" alt=""></a>

Паскудоумие овладело широкими массами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92553.png" alt=""></a>

Среди сотрудников порой полно сотрутней… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92551.png" alt=""></a>

Не того боитесь. Ваши мелкие локальные войны сущая мелочь, которую вы принимаете за мировой апокалипсис. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92545.png" alt=""></a>

Чем глубже жопа, тем активисты жополизнее. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92543.png" alt=""></a>

Бессмертные посты и то канают в ленту. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92541.png" alt=""></a>

Многие хотели добиться своего, но большинство просто добили. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92539.png" alt=""></a>

Так хочется верить в светлое, но бездна так глубока и притягательна. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92531.png" alt=""></a>

Близорукие всматриваются в бездну и впадают в транс. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%80%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b8-%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92525.png" alt=""></a>

Мечта «настоящего патриота» - попасть в рай заодно с ядерной боеголовкой... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%87%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92507.png" alt=""></a>

Чем больше людей умирают за родину, тем меньше живут. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92501.png" alt=""></a>

То, что человека не убивает сразу, делает его самооценку завышенной. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92479.png" alt=""></a>

Или ты докопаешься до истины, или истина зароет тебя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92464.png" alt=""></a>

Близкий конец света - веский повод для прозрения? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%bf-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92462.png" alt=""></a>

Скоро конец света , а ты всё еще пытаешься выглядеть прилично. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b0-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92458.png" alt=""></a>

Яростная справедливость порождает исчадие добра. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92427.png" alt=""></a>

Мало того, что многие сошли с ума, так они еще и обижаются, что ты не хочешь сходить вместе с ними. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%be%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92413.png" alt=""></a>

Исторический экскурс о том кто не/прав - кратчайший путь в гуманитарную преисподнюю. Почему? Ваши варианты? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%8d%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%80%d1%81-%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92406.png" alt=""></a>

Год был сложный, но мы сможем усложнить и следующий, товарищи! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92396.png" alt=""></a>

Сначала в жопе коллективное бессознательное, а затем и весь, исповедующий его, коллектив… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92392.png" alt=""></a>

Стоит ли менять летнюю резину на зимнюю, или конец света наступит до заморозков? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8e%d1%8e-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8e/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92388.png" alt=""></a>

— Мы живем на гробусе. — Ты хотел сказать глобусе? — Нет… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%83%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92382.png" alt=""></a>

В свете последних событий — всё мрачно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bc%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92370.png" alt=""></a>

Никто не победит , но все будут отомщены. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92366.png" alt=""></a>

Война Богов плодит демонов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92346.png" alt=""></a>

Сначала я пытался изменить мир, потом свое отношение к миру, а теперь я просто бухаю. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92344.png" alt=""></a>

Любой 3.14здец начинается с одухотворенной хуйни. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-3-14%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%86-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92342.png" alt=""></a>

Завтрашнее дно уже сегодня… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92336.png" alt=""></a>

Живем между паническими настроениями и полным пофигизмом... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f%d0%bc-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92334.png" alt=""></a>

Вера в Небеса позволяет многим отправляться туда гораздо раньше времени... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92330.png" alt=""></a>

Больной дух богат чудобесием и фантазиями о своём превосходстве и чистоте. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b8-%d1%84%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b7-3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92328.png" alt=""></a>

Расшалившиеся сукины дети решили показать миру кузькину мать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92326.png" alt=""></a>

Просто сумасшедшие решили , что им всё можно. Мировой беспорядок на марше. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92310.png" alt=""></a>

При раздвоении личности приходится искать две вторых половинки. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92306.png" alt=""></a>

От переживаний эсхатологического ужаса нас спасёт только Хэллоуин, плавно переходящий в новогодний запой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%8d%d1%81%d1%85%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%83%d0%b6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92294.png" alt=""></a>

Конца света не будет, а будет так, маленький кончик. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92292.png" alt=""></a>

Чем больше несменяемость, тем больше невменяемость. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92286.png" alt=""></a>

Апокалипсис на носу, так что откладывать на завтра больше некогда….))) <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92280.png" alt=""></a>

Теперь будущего нет не только у отношений, но и у всего человечества, что несколько успокаивает. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%83-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92276.png" alt=""></a>

При любой психологической пандемии в первую очередь отправляйте в карантин неадекватных. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92270.png" alt=""></a>

Если ты везде наблюдаешь фаллический символизм, твоя жизнь — @@йня. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%84%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92268.png" alt=""></a>

Нельзя недооценивать возможности тупых , но Духовнобогатых. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%be%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92248.png" alt=""></a>

Начитаются Ницше и давай проверять, что ихсразу не убивает. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%87%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p92240.png" alt=""></a>

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