Черный юмор

Если ты немой и убогий, просто утопи собачку и сразу станешь знаменитым. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%83%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82436.png" alt=""></a>

Герои поступают в Валгаллу оптом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%bb%d1%83-%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82434.png" alt=""></a>

Господь упорно дает мне знаки препинания с окружающими. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82430.png" alt=""></a>

Выражаться матом мне мешает лишь живое воображение. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80195.png" alt=""></a>

Все пошли топиться, а ты почему отлыниваешь? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b0-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80173.png" alt=""></a>

Гопник заменил Спутник. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80171.png" alt=""></a>

У людей чаще не круг общения, а клетка разобщения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82381.png" alt=""></a>

-Расскажите, чего вы достигли в жизни?-Расщепления. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82369.png" alt=""></a>

Рой яму, пока горячо желание. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%8f%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%87%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82363.png" alt=""></a>

Милосердие наше столь велико и беспощадно, что тот, кто усомнится в нем - не жилец. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%89/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82352.png" alt=""></a>

От воплощения катастрофических решений нас спасает лишь дебильность их исполнений. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d1%84%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82340.png" alt=""></a>

У Бога нет религий, у Него есть общие баги мышления для уверовавших. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82330.png" alt=""></a>

Злорадный смех - самый искренний. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%85-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80074.png" alt=""></a>

Стадных оказалось гораздо больше, чем мыслящих. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80068.png" alt=""></a>

Полноценное одиночество возможно только в туалете. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80062.png" alt=""></a>

Верующих в Бога гораздо больше тех, кто следует его заповедям. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80060.png" alt=""></a>

- Как давно у вас были сексуальные отношения? - С людьми? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80056.png" alt=""></a>

Не парься из-за фигни, береги силы на апокалипсис. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%84%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82226.png" alt=""></a>

Один год брака равен пяти годам безбрачия. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bf%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82216.png" alt=""></a>

Наломали столько дров, что можно спалить ими весь мир. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79984.png" alt=""></a>

Люди раз за разом доказывают, что они нечеловеческие существа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82191.png" alt=""></a>

Рой яму другому, если его труп проплыл мимо тебя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%8f%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%bf-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%bb-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82189.png" alt=""></a>

Позитивный настрой сгубил немало любителей психосоматики. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b3%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82149.png" alt=""></a>

Как ваша дистония висцеральна. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%86%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82145.png" alt=""></a>

Изгнание бесов - духовные практики взбесившихся. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82137.png" alt=""></a>

В это непростое для страны время гомосексуалисты взяли всю вину за происходящее на себя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82078.png" alt=""></a>

Не отдадим ни пяди, семипяди! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bf%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82076.png" alt=""></a>

- Гореть тебе в гигиене огненной! - Может в гиене?  - Нет! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79851.png" alt=""></a>

- Ты заботишься о гиене сна? - Может о гигиене? - Нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79849.png" alt=""></a>

Люди заводятся с пол оборота: "Ненависть - Наша работа!" <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79842.png" alt=""></a>

Паранойя сейчас - это когда тебя преследуют не страшные мысли, а умные. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82066.png" alt=""></a>

На всякий случай поставлю сегодня ёлку, а то случится армагеддон, а у меня настроение не праздничное. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%8f%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8e-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d1%91%d0%bb%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p82055.png" alt=""></a>

Число ПИ уникально! Именно поэтому в мире творится ПИздец. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%b8-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81992.png" alt=""></a>

- Когда же наконец будет лучше? - Вчера. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81980.png" alt=""></a>

Время лечит всех, просто многие не выдерживают интенсивных процедур. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4%d0%b5-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81930.png" alt=""></a>

Это не Титаник, это огромная баржа, которая села на мель и гниет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81915.png" alt=""></a>

Клади во спасение, а не ложь. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81911.png" alt=""></a>

В земле не только черви, но и крести. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81857.png" alt=""></a>

Свечи внутри тебя - это не о святости и просветлении, а жаль. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79646.png" alt=""></a>

Будущее духовных банкротов затуманено чудом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81820.png" alt=""></a>

- Не звони мне, я в роуминге! - То есть? - То есть во мне бутылка рома. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81788.png" alt=""></a>

Мало обладать остроумием, необходимо еще быстро бегать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79577.png" alt=""></a>

Народная примета. Если в дырки рваных джинсов ветер задувает листву - лето кончилось. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%8b%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79573.png" alt=""></a>

Следователь очень хотел, чтобы сын продолжил его дело. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%8b%d0%bd-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81777.png" alt=""></a>

В связи с текущими событиями, хочется наконец найти и заткнуть эту течь блять… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d0%b7%d0%b8-%d1%81-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%8f%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81769.png" alt=""></a>

- Не плоди ненависти в соцсетях, без крайней на то необходимости.  - А если она бескрайняя? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%86%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%85-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79563.png" alt=""></a>

Новый год добьёт тех оптимистов, которых не добил этот. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8c%d1%91%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81763.png" alt=""></a>

Сейчас можно быть уверенным лишь в бездонности завтрашнего дня. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81732.png" alt=""></a>

Мысль, что Запад зимой околеет, согревает миллионы россиян. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4-%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79513.png" alt=""></a>

Это не 3.14здец, это сингулярность. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-3-14%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b3%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79503.png" alt=""></a>

Приличных людей Господь вознаграждает безупречной эпитафией. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81674.png" alt=""></a>

«С ума сойти!».Путеводитель по лучшим психиатрическим клиникам. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81661.png" alt=""></a>

Еще вчера я был уверен в завтрашнем дне, а сегодня - только во вчерашнем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0-%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81655.png" alt=""></a>

Дайте человеку идеалы, и он быстро найдет, кого надо за них убить. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%83-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8b-%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%b4-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79450.png" alt=""></a>

В чем сходство туалетной бумаги и социализма?И то, и другое ведет к жопе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%86%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79446.png" alt=""></a>

Для мазохистов патриотизм - это любовь к тем вышестоящим, кто над ними издевается. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%85%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79434.png" alt=""></a>

Чиновников, путающих Высший Суд и Верховный, после смерти ожидает сюрприз. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4-%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79425.png" alt=""></a>

Убедить человека, что его наеб@ли ,гораздо труднее, чем на@б@ть..Перефраз Твена. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79389.png" alt=""></a>

Если женщины - по барабану Это только на пользу карману <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81578.png" alt=""></a>

Самые преданные друзья комментят посты даже после смерти автора. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b7%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81567.png" alt=""></a>

Если народ перестанет ездить в Европу, то одичает окончательно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79363.png" alt=""></a>

Все параноики страдают манией величия. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79320.png" alt=""></a>

Многие живут в радостном ожидании апокалипсиса у соседей, не замечая наступившего у себя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79308.png" alt=""></a>

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Механизм жажды мщения стоит. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d0%bc%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81506.png" alt=""></a>

Обряд экзорцизма будут проводить с помощью ракеты «Сатана»? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b4-%d1%8d%d0%ba%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%80%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81504.png" alt=""></a>

Молиться Богу заставляет вера в дьявола. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%8c%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79283.png" alt=""></a>

Мочиться на костер войны опасно, пиписька может подгореть. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p81463.png" alt=""></a>