Черный юмор

Выучат словосочетание «когнитивный диссонанс» и давай называть им разную ху@ню. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79587.png" alt=""></a>

- Как говорит мой психиатр… - Это не твой психиатр, а мой! - Хорошо, как говорит наш психиатр , несмотря на расщепление, мы с тобой одна цельная, гармоничная личность. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%b8%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79565.png" alt=""></a>

Непреодолимое желание «надрать задницу» - самый короткий путь к собственному геморрою <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79553.png" alt=""></a>

-А какое у вас хобби? -Ставить всем психиатрические диагнозы. -Вопросов больше не имею… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b1%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77337.png" alt=""></a>

Плохо не то, что король оказался голый, а то, что он раздел до нитки подданных. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79539.png" alt=""></a>

- С нами Бог! -Нет, с нами Бог! -( Бог) Ребята, это не я , это дьявол! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/77331-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77331.png" alt=""></a>

«Экономика стабильна», но стабилен ли утверждающий это? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79537.png" alt=""></a>

Ястребы жаждут крови, они особенно остро почувствовали унижение. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79535.png" alt=""></a>

Мужчина должен чувствовать только две вещи - абстинентный синдром и когнитивный диссонанс. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79533.png" alt=""></a>

В твой тихий омут так и норовят нырнуть инквизиторы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77295.png" alt=""></a>

Поспорили как-то психопаты с гуманитариями, чей мир справедливее… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%81-%d0%b3%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77285.png" alt=""></a>

Не вышла бабою Яга. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%8e-%d1%8f%d0%b3%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77279.png" alt=""></a>

Только отмороженные ржут над замерзающими <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b6%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b7%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79484.png" alt=""></a>

Биополе отличается от биотуалета открытыми просторами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79454.png" alt=""></a>

"Мы готовы сдохнуть от гордости, лишь бы в Европе понизили температуру в квартирах на три градуса", - кричали идиоты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%85%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79436.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы все в стране жили дружно, обязательно нужно найти внешнего врага. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8f%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77210.png" alt=""></a>

Вступил в дерьмо, а ведь хотел в вечность. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c%d0%bc%d0%be-%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77197.png" alt=""></a>

Патриот уродный, а космополит - безродный. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%83%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77162.png" alt=""></a>

Наши идиоты входят в десятку лучших идиотов мира! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%83-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b8%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77152.png" alt=""></a>

- Он поднялся на суицидальном лифте. - Ты хотел сказать социальном? - Нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%84%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%82%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79359.png" alt=""></a>

Божья роса - глазные капли военной пропаганды. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77146.png" alt=""></a>

Политики на принцип - мир вразнос. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%bf-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77085.png" alt=""></a>

Ради всего святого и творится бесовщина. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%89%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79263.png" alt=""></a>

Трудно найти новые слова, когда действительно хочешь кого-то послать . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79257.png" alt=""></a>

Слуги народа назвались так потому, чтобы иметь господ во все щели. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79253.png" alt=""></a>

Сколькими зарытыми талантами богата земля Русская! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77040.png" alt=""></a>

Радикалы ради кала радикально радикалят. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8b-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79233.png" alt=""></a>

Мир устроен убого, но это не повод уподобиться миру. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4-%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79213.png" alt=""></a>

Рабство - традиционная ценность, и не все мазохисты готовы от неё отказаться. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79209.png" alt=""></a>

Среди слепых и одноглазый - провидец. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%86/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76994.png" alt=""></a>

Коль маленьким не сдох, готовься к распятию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%85-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79203.png" alt=""></a>

- Тебе надо просто взять и насрать на момент. - Может насладиться? - Нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79141.png" alt=""></a>

Если человеку нечего терять, то он теряет человеческий облик. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79113.png" alt=""></a>

Планы на конец августа - сделать то, что не успел за все лето. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79057.png" alt=""></a>

Не так страшно время выхода на пенсию, как ее сумма <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%8e-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79053.png" alt=""></a>

Инфернальный долбоебизм везде ищет инфернальное зло. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%84%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79051.png" alt=""></a>

Плавая в море раболепия, приходится регулярно выдавливать из себя раба. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%80%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76831.png" alt=""></a>

Поцелуями выстлана дорога к папиломавирусу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%8f%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79041.png" alt=""></a>

Стадо слепых мазохистов всегда мечтает о сильной руке. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%85%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%87%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79026.png" alt=""></a>

Все знают, что умрут, но большинство ведёт себя так, как будто до конца в этом не уверены. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%83%d0%bc%d1%80%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76802.png" alt=""></a>

Все формы жизни на Земле имеют право на упрёк человека, нас спасает лишь то, что они бессловесны. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%84%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79015.png" alt=""></a>

Уверенность в завтрашнем дне сильнее, если сегодня ты уже на нем! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79007.png" alt=""></a>

На обломках цивилизации и твое имя напишут. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%85-%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78987.png" alt=""></a>

И твои почки распустятся весной. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78985.png" alt=""></a>

И твоя жаба задушит транжиру. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%8f-%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78981.png" alt=""></a>

Птица счастья выклюет и твою печень. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%8e-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78977.png" alt=""></a>

Будет и на твоем тесте оспа обезьян. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%8c%d1%8f%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78975.png" alt=""></a>

Будет и на нашей улице повешенный. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%83%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78973.png" alt=""></a>

Не успевшие похудеть к лету следующего могут и не дождаться. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78957.png" alt=""></a>

Не видящие в упор чаще падают в пропасть. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78935.png" alt=""></a>

Для уничтожения оппонента требуется все больший боезапас матерных слов . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78931.png" alt=""></a>

Нам обещали прорыв, а одарили геморроем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b2-%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78929.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто не любит черный юмор, - скрытые расисты . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80-%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78923.png" alt=""></a>

Невоспитанные вампиры пьют из горла. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d1%8c%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bb%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78921.png" alt=""></a>

Настоящий веган стремиться к мортидо. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78901.png" alt=""></a>

- Я за мир!- Вы за немедленное прекращение военных действий?- Нет, я за капитуляцию противника! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78871.png" alt=""></a>

Пытаясь оттолкнуться от дна, многие его пробили. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8f%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76644.png" alt=""></a>

Если талдычат: «Не теряйте корней!», значит планируют посадить, как дерево. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b4%d1%8b%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76609.png" alt=""></a>

Бог не сильно любит Троицу, судя по делам Его…,? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%86%d1%83-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76594.png" alt=""></a>

На дне не видно дна… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76592.png" alt=""></a>

Эксперты рассказали, куда можно недорого слетать на отдых в августе - с катушек. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78794.png" alt=""></a>

Обещал поднять страну с колен, а поставил раком. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78790.png" alt=""></a>

Вышло разъяснение Минюста. Вставать с колен россиянам запрещено в присутствии собственных чиновников <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8a%d1%8f%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8e%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78755.png" alt=""></a>

В рамках борьбы с дискредитацией армии боевые экстрасенсы будут выявлять мыслепреступления. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8c%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%81-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p78753.png" alt=""></a>

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