Черный юмор

Если вас никогда не похищали инопланетяне, значит вы еще не все сделали на этой земле... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85%d0%b8%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5-3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80145.png" alt=""></a>

Адмосфера сгущается. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d1%84%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77935.png" alt=""></a>

Спутник жизни часто оказывается лишь блуждающей кометой . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80141.png" alt=""></a>

Перейдя на тёмную сторону, люди выдумывают себе самые светлые оправдания. А как же быть иначе с нарастающим внутренним беспокойством. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b9%d0%b4%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%82%d1%91%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%8e-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bc%d1%8b-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80139.png" alt=""></a>

В связи с дефицитом чипов, их будут выковыривать из чипированных вакциной. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d0%b7%d0%b8-%d1%81-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%84%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77931.png" alt=""></a>

Чем больше лжи, тем больше лажи. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80127.png" alt=""></a>

- Можно я не поеду кукухой вместе с вами? - Нет! Это уже предательство! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%81-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80125.png" alt=""></a>

Если у народа нет голоса, то о чем с ним разговаривать? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d1%80-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80119.png" alt=""></a>

Пороги ада все выше. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80115.png" alt=""></a>

В игре на нервах выигравших нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%b8%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b8%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80104.png" alt=""></a>

Однажды, шаря рукой по карманам старой шинели в поиске махорки, ты найдёшь помятую повестку в военкомат... И ностальгически улыбнёшься, сворачивая из нее цигарку. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8f-%d1%80%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80102.png" alt=""></a>

- Что это за вой на болотах, Ватсон? - Это вой на мобилизацию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bd-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80100.png" alt=""></a>

Народ Богоносец всегда фаталист, ибо вручил свою судьбу в руки Сверхсущества. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%86-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%84%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%be-%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p80091.png" alt=""></a>

Народ в падающем лифте тоже испытывает ощущения полета. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%84%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77818.png" alt=""></a>

2022 год - не конец света, а его начало. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/2022-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b0-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77726.png" alt=""></a>

Полнолуние - лучшее время для умопомрачения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%80%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77714.png" alt=""></a>

Причина развода: «Уклонялся от написания завещания». <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79865.png" alt=""></a>

Широкие слои населения распались на фракции и выпали в осадок. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%84/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77644.png" alt=""></a>

Мы будем с удовольствием жить в жопе, лишь бы в Европе бензин подорожал.Кредо патриота. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%81-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77642.png" alt=""></a>

- Дурацкий план… - Ты еще даже и не затянулся. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8f%d0%bd%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79820.png" alt=""></a>

Ненависть ярых гомофобов сексуально заряжена. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%8f%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%84%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77612.png" alt=""></a>

Женщина в самом соку замаринует любого мужчину. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%83-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77604.png" alt=""></a>

Бог, конечно, все видит, но пребывает в ах@е. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79786.png" alt=""></a>

Поможем уйти в банкротство и не отдавать супружеский долг.Семейные юристы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%83%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77574.png" alt=""></a>

Тьма кретинизма сгущается перед рассветом разума. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%8c%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77558.png" alt=""></a>

Денег нет, поэтому и перестали держаться ? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79764.png" alt=""></a>

РПЦ заявила, что при незащищенном сексе только православные не смогут заболеть обезьяней оспой, так как только они созданы по образу и подобию Божию, а не произошли от приматов, как представители других конфессий <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%bf%d1%86-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77534.png" alt=""></a>

Если я слушаю вас не перебивая, значит я вас всех уже перебил. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8e-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79700.png" alt=""></a>

Если вас в жизни еще ни разу не называли сукой, значит вы еще не половозрелы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b2-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79698.png" alt=""></a>

Люди если и меняются, то от плохого к худшему. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%ba-%d1%85%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79670.png" alt=""></a>

-Наплюй на конец света. - Я не Света. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77460.png" alt=""></a>

Хакер RaHDIt: США снабжают Киев спутниковыми снимками порнозвезд. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b5%d1%80-rahdit-%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77448.png" alt=""></a>

Ленинизм отличается от эллинизма хрустальным саркофагом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%8d%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%85%d1%80%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79626.png" alt=""></a>

- У тебя нет ничего святого! - На подоконнике бутылка святой воды из церкви. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79620.png" alt=""></a>

Защищать язык Пушкина пушками - дурацкая идея. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%89%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%8f%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79618.png" alt=""></a>

Слушай своё сердце, только оно укажет путь к кардиологу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%91-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d1%86%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79616.png" alt=""></a>

Проще всего выйти из зоны комфорта, когда отключился инет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%84%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79597.png" alt=""></a>

Если ты постоянно обижаешь идиотов, значит ты не такой уж и умный. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79589.png" alt=""></a>

Выучат словосочетание «когнитивный диссонанс» и давай называть им разную ху@ню. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79587.png" alt=""></a>

- Как говорит мой психиатр… - Это не твой психиатр, а мой! - Хорошо, как говорит наш психиатр , несмотря на расщепление, мы с тобой одна цельная, гармоничная личность. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%b8%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79565.png" alt=""></a>

Непреодолимое желание «надрать задницу» - самый короткий путь к собственному геморрою <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79553.png" alt=""></a>

-А какое у вас хобби? -Ставить всем психиатрические диагнозы. -Вопросов больше не имею… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b1%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77337.png" alt=""></a>

Плохо не то, что король оказался голый, а то, что он раздел до нитки подданных. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79539.png" alt=""></a>

- С нами Бог! -Нет, с нами Бог! -( Бог) Ребята, это не я , это дьявол! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/77331-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77331.png" alt=""></a>

«Экономика стабильна», но стабилен ли утверждающий это? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79537.png" alt=""></a>

Ястребы жаждут крови, они особенно остро почувствовали унижение. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79535.png" alt=""></a>

Мужчина должен чувствовать только две вещи - абстинентный синдром и когнитивный диссонанс. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79533.png" alt=""></a>

В твой тихий омут так и норовят нырнуть инквизиторы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77295.png" alt=""></a>

Поспорили как-то психопаты с гуманитариями, чей мир справедливее… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%81-%d0%b3%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77285.png" alt=""></a>

Не вышла бабою Яга. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%8e-%d1%8f%d0%b3%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77279.png" alt=""></a>

Только отмороженные ржут над замерзающими <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b6%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b7%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79484.png" alt=""></a>

Биополе отличается от биотуалета открытыми просторами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79454.png" alt=""></a>

"Мы готовы сдохнуть от гордости, лишь бы в Европе понизили температуру в квартирах на три градуса", - кричали идиоты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%85%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79436.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы все в стране жили дружно, обязательно нужно найти внешнего врага. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8f%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77210.png" alt=""></a>

Вступил в дерьмо, а ведь хотел в вечность. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c%d0%bc%d0%be-%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77197.png" alt=""></a>

Патриот уродный, а космополит - безродный. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%83%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77162.png" alt=""></a>

Наши идиоты входят в десятку лучших идиотов мира! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%83-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b8%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77152.png" alt=""></a>

- Он поднялся на суицидальном лифте. - Ты хотел сказать социальном? - Нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%84%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%82%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79359.png" alt=""></a>

Божья роса - глазные капли военной пропаганды. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77146.png" alt=""></a>

Политики на принцип - мир вразнос. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%bf-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77085.png" alt=""></a>

Ради всего святого и творится бесовщина. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%89%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79263.png" alt=""></a>

Трудно найти новые слова, когда действительно хочешь кого-то послать . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79257.png" alt=""></a>

Слуги народа назвались так потому, чтобы иметь господ во все щели. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p79253.png" alt=""></a>

Сколькими зарытыми талантами богата земля Русская! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77040.png" alt=""></a>

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