Черный юмор

Все любители СССР наконец-то туда попадут. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%81%d1%81%d1%80-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73057.png" alt=""></a>

Вторая Мировая Спецоперация. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%86%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73023.png" alt=""></a>

Уже не различить, где юродивые, а где государственные мужи. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d1%8e%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75262.png" alt=""></a>

Тьма в голове одержимых сгущается… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%8c%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%85-%d1%81%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73003.png" alt=""></a>

Русские в Европе наконец-то почувствуют себя гонимыми евреями? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d1%83%d1%81%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72981.png" alt=""></a>

Самка Богомола всегда плачет после секса. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75193.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы люди охотнее умирали, им внушают, что герои попадают в рай. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75155.png" alt=""></a>

В такие времена истина все чаще лежит надгробным камнем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75147.png" alt=""></a>

Все ящики открыли у Пандоры? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75127.png" alt=""></a>

Кратчайший путь к сердцу любого человека - дефибриллятор. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d1%86%d1%83-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75125.png" alt=""></a>

Чистосердечные - это те, кто всегда без отложений холестерина на стенках сосудов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75119.png" alt=""></a>

Россия сейчас граничит не только с соседними странами, но и с безумием... К сожалению. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72848.png" alt=""></a>

Горячие новости – неотложная ложь! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%8c-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72846.png" alt=""></a>

- Когда кончится чёрная полоса?- Когда точно не знаю, но точно знаю чем ... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%82-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75034.png" alt=""></a>

Когда вам кажется, что у вас нет будущего, помните, что вы еще больны и некрасивы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74945.png" alt=""></a>

Народ голосует не сердцем, а промытыми мозгами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%bc%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74901.png" alt=""></a>

Акт сотворения мира пришёлся на время пребывания Создателя в глубокой депрессии. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%91%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74897.png" alt=""></a>

Замоченным в сортире пропагандой искра разума не поможет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74895.png" alt=""></a>

Х.В. а убитые во имя его — нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85-%d0%b2-%d0%b0-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74891.png" alt=""></a>

Сумасшедшие имеют сумасшедшую власть в сумасшедшем доме. В этом и проблема. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%88%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74855.png" alt=""></a>

Если нападут 1 апреля, будет особенно смешно… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-1-%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72597.png" alt=""></a>

Зачем следить за Олимпиадой , она же не иностранный агент…. Пока. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72589.png" alt=""></a>

Есть игры, в которых нельзя переиграть соперника, можно только похоронить его и себя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d0%b3%d1%80%d1%8b-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b8%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72585.png" alt=""></a>

С миролюбивым президентом и дураки могут жить хорошо. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74806.png" alt=""></a>

Бог без труда мог бы найти виновных в происходящем, но почему-то наказывают всех подряд. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74786.png" alt=""></a>

— Чего у нас больше всего на душу населения?— Гостайн и госизменников. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74784.png" alt=""></a>

Люди, которые не матерятся, просто онемели от ужаса. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74770.png" alt=""></a>

Одержимые теориями заговоров держатся за свои страхи, вместо того чтобы взяться за ум. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%8f%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74768.png" alt=""></a>

В Иисуса мы верим. Пасхальное перемирие? Нет не слышали. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%b8%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%83%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74731.png" alt=""></a>

То, что не сделала пандемия, удалось любителям родины. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74683.png" alt=""></a>

Перед смертью не накрестишься! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74663.png" alt=""></a>

Какая там Третья Мировая, если Пасхальные куличи так подорожали! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74652.png" alt=""></a>

Лучше шлите мне фото шоколадных кроликов, а не яиц, у меня аллергия на куриный белок. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%84%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%88%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74610.png" alt=""></a>

ВОЗ предупреждает, что вернуться к нормальной жизни после пандемии смогут только те, кто считает сумасшествие нормальным. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72347.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто борется с собой под ковром, оказываются ниже плинтуса. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72345.png" alt=""></a>

Уйду из жизни, когда вернусь, чтобы вас здесь не было. Заповедь мизантропа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%b9%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72332.png" alt=""></a>

Если факты не причесывать, то волосы встанут дыбом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%84%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74569.png" alt=""></a>

Даже у мух, летящих на одухотворенное говно, есть миссия. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%83-%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%85-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72326.png" alt=""></a>

Из всех чувств важнейшим является чувство, что тебе на@бали. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72314.png" alt=""></a>

Если заправить поливальную машину святой водой, то можно изгнать бесов из всего города? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74530.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто «не стоят за ценой», потом выстраиваются в похоронные процессии. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80-5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74528.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто «не стоят за ценой», потом выстраиваются в похоронные процессии. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80-4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74526.png" alt=""></a>

На смену дельтаплану пришёл новый вирус дельтакрон? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72284.png" alt=""></a>

Зона конфорки - место в аду для вечных конформистов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%84%d0%be%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74520.png" alt=""></a>

Если чужая душа - потёмки, значит ей отключили свет за неуплату. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d1%91%d0%bc%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72268.png" alt=""></a>

Тем, кто меня посылает, — вы уже там. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74498.png" alt=""></a>

Уверенность в завтрашнем дне дает второе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72254.png" alt=""></a>

Стучит капель и каждый третий. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74482.png" alt=""></a>

Хочешь бесплатно слетать в Казахстан на неделю? Записывайся в ВДВ! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%85%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72236.png" alt=""></a>

Людям, которые не переваривают друг друга, надо принимать пищеварительные ферменты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d1%8f%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d0%b4%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72226.png" alt=""></a>

Цени настоящее! Будущее будет ещё хуже…. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b5%d1%89%d1%91-%d1%85%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72218.png" alt=""></a>

Народное проклятие — «чтоб тебя денацифицировали». <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%86/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74456.png" alt=""></a>

Человек может всё! Что пугает… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72216.png" alt=""></a>

Когда вам кажется, что нет никакой надежды, помните, что вы ещё и коммуналку не оплатили. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74454.png" alt=""></a>

Большинство усопщих недостойны своих некрологов? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%83%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72212.png" alt=""></a>

Когда все болеют короной, некоторые её примеряют. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d1%91/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72200.png" alt=""></a>

Многие верят в бессмертие души, но не спешат продемонстрировать ее наличие при жизни. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74436.png" alt=""></a>

Зомби любят называть друг друга зомби, не пытаясь разобраться в психологических основах этого эффекта. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b1%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b1%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74423.png" alt=""></a>

Конца света не будет, будет разве что так, кончик. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74411.png" alt=""></a>

Ещё немного постновогодней деградации, а потом безудержное самосовершенствование. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%89%d1%91-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%86/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72164.png" alt=""></a>

— В суд они хотят обратиться, а в какой? — В Божий бессмысленно, у них там все схвачено. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74360.png" alt=""></a>

Радуйся, если у всех жопа, а у тебя только геморрой… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0-%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72111.png" alt=""></a>

Ядерная зима не спасёт нас от глобального потепления. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%91%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72101.png" alt=""></a>

Как известно, перед Пасхой бесы крутят, а на Пасху добро обязательно победит здравый смысл. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8b-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74331.png" alt=""></a>

У рождённых ползать и любовь ползучая… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%91%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b7%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72069.png" alt=""></a>

Во время пандемии многие ушли в себя и так и не вернулись. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%83%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b8-%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72036.png" alt=""></a>

Новый год будет ещё более бессмысленней и беспощаднее, чем старый? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b5%d1%89%d1%91-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72034.png" alt=""></a>

Насоздавали в жизни столько мест для подвига, что просто жизни нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%bf-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72023.png" alt=""></a>

Такой отстой, что круче всех застоев… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72019.png" alt=""></a>

Подросшие цены стали давать сдачу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%87%d1%83-3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72015.png" alt=""></a>