Черный юмор

ВОЗ предупреждает, что вернуться к нормальной жизни после пандемии смогут только те, кто считает сумасшествие нормальным. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72347.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто борется с собой под ковром, оказываются ниже плинтуса. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72345.png" alt=""></a>

Уйду из жизни, когда вернусь, чтобы вас здесь не было. Заповедь мизантропа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%b9%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72332.png" alt=""></a>

Если факты не причесывать, то волосы встанут дыбом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%84%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74569.png" alt=""></a>

Даже у мух, летящих на одухотворенное говно, есть миссия. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%83-%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%85-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72326.png" alt=""></a>

Из всех чувств важнейшим является чувство, что тебе на@бали. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72314.png" alt=""></a>

Если заправить поливальную машину святой водой, то можно изгнать бесов из всего города? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74530.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто «не стоят за ценой», потом выстраиваются в похоронные процессии. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80-5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74528.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто «не стоят за ценой», потом выстраиваются в похоронные процессии. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80-4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74526.png" alt=""></a>

На смену дельтаплану пришёл новый вирус дельтакрон? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72284.png" alt=""></a>

Зона конфорки - место в аду для вечных конформистов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%84%d0%be%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74520.png" alt=""></a>

Если чужая душа - потёмки, значит ей отключили свет за неуплату. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d1%91%d0%bc%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72268.png" alt=""></a>

Тем, кто меня посылает, — вы уже там. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74498.png" alt=""></a>

Уверенность в завтрашнем дне дает второе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72254.png" alt=""></a>

Стучит капель и каждый третий. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74482.png" alt=""></a>

Хочешь бесплатно слетать в Казахстан на неделю? Записывайся в ВДВ! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%85%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72236.png" alt=""></a>

Людям, которые не переваривают друг друга, надо принимать пищеварительные ферменты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d1%8f%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d0%b4%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72226.png" alt=""></a>

Цени настоящее! Будущее будет ещё хуже…. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b5%d1%89%d1%91-%d1%85%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72218.png" alt=""></a>

Народное проклятие — «чтоб тебя денацифицировали». <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%86/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74456.png" alt=""></a>

Человек может всё! Что пугает… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72216.png" alt=""></a>

Когда вам кажется, что нет никакой надежды, помните, что вы ещё и коммуналку не оплатили. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74454.png" alt=""></a>

Большинство усопщих недостойны своих некрологов? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%83%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72212.png" alt=""></a>

Когда все болеют короной, некоторые её примеряют. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d1%91/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72200.png" alt=""></a>

Многие верят в бессмертие души, но не спешат продемонстрировать ее наличие при жизни. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74436.png" alt=""></a>

Зомби любят называть друг друга зомби, не пытаясь разобраться в психологических основах этого эффекта. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b1%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b1%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74423.png" alt=""></a>

Конца света не будет, будет разве что так, кончик. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74411.png" alt=""></a>

Ещё немного постновогодней деградации, а потом безудержное самосовершенствование. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%89%d1%91-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%86/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72164.png" alt=""></a>

— В суд они хотят обратиться, а в какой? — В Божий бессмысленно, у них там все схвачено. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74360.png" alt=""></a>

Радуйся, если у всех жопа, а у тебя только геморрой… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0-%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72111.png" alt=""></a>

Ядерная зима не спасёт нас от глобального потепления. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%91%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72101.png" alt=""></a>

Как известно, перед Пасхой бесы крутят, а на Пасху добро обязательно победит здравый смысл. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8b-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74331.png" alt=""></a>

У рождённых ползать и любовь ползучая… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%91%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b7%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72069.png" alt=""></a>

Во время пандемии многие ушли в себя и так и не вернулись. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%83%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b8-%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72036.png" alt=""></a>

Новый год будет ещё более бессмысленней и беспощаднее, чем старый? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b5%d1%89%d1%91-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72034.png" alt=""></a>

Насоздавали в жизни столько мест для подвига, что просто жизни нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%bf-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72023.png" alt=""></a>

Такой отстой, что круче всех застоев… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72019.png" alt=""></a>

Подросшие цены стали давать сдачу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%87%d1%83-3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72015.png" alt=""></a>

За нетолерантность был лишён здравого смысла на три года с конфискацией чувства юмора. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%91%d0%bd-%d0%b7%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72011.png" alt=""></a>

Верящие в загробную жизнь портят неверующим догробную? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72005.png" alt=""></a>

— Всем добра и принятия!— А ничего, что сейчас людей убивают?— Какой ты негативный! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74239.png" alt=""></a>

Что можно сказать точно, так это то, что завтра будет хуже, чем вчера. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74223.png" alt=""></a>

- Мужчина, который не любит животных, не любит самого себя! - Не любит на обед? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74203.png" alt=""></a>

Факцинация фейками феноменальна. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%84%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%84%d0%b5%d0%b9%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%84%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74197.png" alt=""></a>

Жила-была девочка. Однажды она решила перекусить провод перед тем, как повеситься. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71945.png" alt=""></a>

Сначала посадят всех в одну лодку, пробьют дно, а потом вещают о «Сообществе судьбы» . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%b2-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%ba%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74180.png" alt=""></a>

Система разрушается тогда, когда твари дрожащие входят в резонанс. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%80%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71927.png" alt=""></a>

Кратчайший путь к сердцу вегетарианки — стать овощем <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b4%d1%86%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71925.png" alt=""></a>

Глубина души — можно перейти вброд <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71922.png" alt=""></a>

Ecли вaш вpaг нeпoбeдим, надо убавить воображение. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/ec%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2a%d1%88-%d0%b2pa%d0%b3-%d0%bde%d0%bfo%d0%b1e%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71914.png" alt=""></a>

Все, конечно, за мир, но большинство хочет при этом немножечко поубивать тех, кто не согласен с их представлением о мире. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74148.png" alt=""></a>

При наличии явных признаков конца света можно уже за него не платить? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74146.png" alt=""></a>

Ничто так не выдаёт человека, как доносчики. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%91%d1%82-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71898.png" alt=""></a>

Тело Жириновского ушло, а дело злоумышляет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%83%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74134.png" alt=""></a>

Выдавливал из себя QR по капле… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-qr-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71892.png" alt=""></a>

Прорвемся и выживем, кричали бараны, стоя над пропастью. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74130.png" alt=""></a>

- Одна надежда осталась на Китай!- Не только, еще есть надежда на ядерный апокалипсис… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74128.png" alt=""></a>

Друзья познаются в реакции на спецоперации. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b7%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%86%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74126.png" alt=""></a>

В осаждённой крепости и право крепостное... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%91%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71884.png" alt=""></a>

Выжившим из ума будет гораздо легче выживать под санкциями? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b3%d1%87%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74124.png" alt=""></a>

Тем людям, которые говорят: «Ничего, выживем под санкциями», видимо, не очень-то хочется просто хорошо жить. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d1%8f%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74122.png" alt=""></a>

Только слепые могут верить своим глазам на 100%. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71880.png" alt=""></a>

- Что вы планируете на весну?- Посадить картошку и не сесть самому. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74120.png" alt=""></a>

Идиоты излучают оптимизм в смертельных дозах... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71874.png" alt=""></a>

Когда «справедливость» открывает глаза, хочется зажмурится от страха. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74105.png" alt=""></a>

Подорожавшую бумагу в колбасе заменят соловьиным пометом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%88%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%83-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b1%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74103.png" alt=""></a>

Где разоткровенничался, там и Голгофа <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%84%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71839.png" alt=""></a>

Сюр всегда заканчивается кровавым сюрпризами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%8e%d1%80-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d1%81%d1%8e/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74058.png" alt=""></a>

- Почему у тебя такой крепкий иммунитет? - Я всю жизнь провёл с разными заразами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71823.png" alt=""></a>

Самая страшная потеря — потеряться внутри своей головы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71815.png" alt=""></a>

Девушка из привитой семьи познакомится с парнем с приличными антителами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8c%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71805.png" alt=""></a>