Черный юмор

- Доктор, у меня заложен нос. - Не расстраивайтесь, вся страна в заложниках. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80-%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b8-4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73522.png" alt=""></a>

Господь, конечно, любит нас всех, но почему-то очень изощрённо . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71308.png" alt=""></a>

Токсичные личности» - это обычные люди, для общения с которыми у вас не хватает антидота. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71298.png" alt=""></a>

Не следует плодить врагов без крайней на то необходимости. Вывод: Если враги плодятся, значит наступила крайняя необходимость.:) <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73504.png" alt=""></a>

Большинство ведёт себя чёрт знает куда, главное, чтобы вместе со всеми. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%91%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71280.png" alt=""></a>

С годами умнее становятся лишь наши статусы...но при этом они все безнадёжнее. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71250.png" alt=""></a>

Сентябрьский выбор мазохистов предсказуем до боли… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%8f%d0%b1%d1%80%d1%8c%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%85%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71246.png" alt=""></a>

Лучше быть безумным в меру своего безумия, чем чужого. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73451.png" alt=""></a>

Жить стало настолько веселее, что никто уже и не мечтает жить лучше <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d1%82-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71238.png" alt=""></a>

- Пока не совсем понятно .- А когда станет совсем понятно?- Тогда , когда будет уже поздно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/73443-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73443.png" alt=""></a>

Человек - это невроз. А у многих сейчас и психоз <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b7-%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73437.png" alt=""></a>

У нас тут апокалипсис, а у вас какой-то конец финансового года. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%82%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%81-%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73435.png" alt=""></a>

Кому всё по ху@, тому любое дело по плечу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%85%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%87%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71216.png" alt=""></a>

Малюющих чёрта всё больше. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71214.png" alt=""></a>

Судьба чаще улыбается тем, у кого хороший дантист. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c%d0%b1%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71192.png" alt=""></a>

Да, судят у нас по законом подлости, зато каких людей! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71190.png" alt=""></a>

- Ну, что там, наши побеждают? - Да, но с каким разгромным счётом! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73395.png" alt=""></a>

Нельзя останавливаться на достигнутом, надо шагать дальше, в пропасть…. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71177.png" alt=""></a>

Исчадия добра — не лучше ада. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71159.png" alt=""></a>

— Пересадка кала омолодила мозг старых мышей…. — Если мозги уже засраны — это бесполезно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b3-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71139.png" alt=""></a>

То, что этим летом не утонуло — сгорит. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71133.png" alt=""></a>

Не стоит принимать творящуюся х@@ню за фаллический символизм. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%89%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%85%d0%bd%d1%8e-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%84/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73341.png" alt=""></a>

И так все умрём, а вы ещё и жить мне мешаете. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bc%d1%80%d1%91%d0%bc-%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%b5%d1%89%d1%91-%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71127.png" alt=""></a>

Наглотаются мыльных пузырей лжи, а потом доказывают её с пеной у рта... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%83%d0%b7%d1%8b%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%b8-%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73335.png" alt=""></a>

Завидую отъявленным оптимистам, они не страдают паранойей до самой скоропостижной кончины . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8a%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71089.png" alt=""></a>

Горизонт событий сократился до времени ближайшего приёма пищи. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73296.png" alt=""></a>

Всем обладателям Стокгольмского синдрома обязаны свободно выдавать визы в Швецию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%bc-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bc%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73282.png" alt=""></a>

Люди, недолюбливающие жизнь, умирают раньше времени. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71070.png" alt=""></a>

Проблема не в том, что большинство терпит то, что происходит, проблема в том, что большинство этим наслаждается. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71058.png" alt=""></a>

— Что же вы, суки, делаете? — Ну а что с вами можно поделать? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71041.png" alt=""></a>

Свет для тёмных — это тьма для светлых. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%82%d1%91%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%8c%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bb%d1%8b%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71037.png" alt=""></a>

Китай нам, конечно, поможет… поглощением. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73247.png" alt=""></a>

Человек рождён уверовать в ближайшего к нему Бога…душу, мать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%91%d0%bd-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71035.png" alt=""></a>

С годами у мужчин к недвижимости прибавляется член. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73233.png" alt=""></a>

Жизнь — это путь от одного тупика к окончательному. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%ba-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71012.png" alt=""></a>

Если уж выгорать, то профессионально. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%b6-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%84%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70994.png" alt=""></a>

Народ побезмолвствует, побезмолвствует, а потом гаркнет так, что мало никому не покажется. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70991.png" alt=""></a>

Непонимание происходящего — образ жизни. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7-%d0%b6%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70989.png" alt=""></a>

У нас свои клоуны, зачем нам американский. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%81%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73202.png" alt=""></a>

Понятно, что всё плохо, непонятно насколько. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73191.png" alt=""></a>

Успешнее всего с коронавирусом у нас борется официальная статистика. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70976.png" alt=""></a>

Тех, кто считает, что мозг их не обманывает, он на@бывает. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b3-%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70974.png" alt=""></a>

Душевный каннибализм - это злоупотребление человека человеком. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73185.png" alt=""></a>

Указ об историческом затемнении просвещения. Подписан. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7-%d0%be%d0%b1-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70962.png" alt=""></a>

Душевнобольные умело маскируются под духовнобогатых <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70928.png" alt=""></a>

Стабилизец - это когда все дороги ведут в …..никуда. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70926.png" alt=""></a>

Всё стабильно, но мы не отчаиваемся. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%81%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70914.png" alt=""></a>

Всё кончится быстрее, чем мы думаем, но не тем, чем нам кажется. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70910.png" alt=""></a>

11 дней шапкозакидательства прошли, с понедельника начнется похмелье. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/11-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81-%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73112.png" alt=""></a>

Если вам сейчас плохо, то скоро вам будет ещё хуже. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73108.png" alt=""></a>

Как показали последние события, Бога нет, но вы держитесь! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73100.png" alt=""></a>

Не надо печалиться, впереди непременно будет ещё более значимый повод! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70869.png" alt=""></a>

- Хороший у тебя муж. - Спасибо. Этот пока без пробега. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%be-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70857.png" alt=""></a>

Если на том свете есть интернет, то смерти нет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73067.png" alt=""></a>

Во времена массового психоза во всем оказываются виноваты те, кто его предсказывал. Накаркали, чертовы реалисты! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73049.png" alt=""></a>

Не надо прилюдных прощаний в связи с блокировкой ФБ. Оставьте их для ядерного апокалипсиса! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d0%b7%d0%b8-%d1%81-%d0%b1%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73011.png" alt=""></a>

— Я с тобой буду счастлива? — Тебя это сразу не убьет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70790.png" alt=""></a>

Врагов до гроба гораздо больше, чем друзей. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70770.png" alt=""></a>

Конец света теперь виден в конце тоннеля… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70768.png" alt=""></a>

Женатые мужчины живут дольше, но безнадёжнее. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70760.png" alt=""></a>

Они жили бы долго и счастливо, но вакцинация развела их по разные стороны ковида. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70758.png" alt=""></a>

Реальность напоминает снятый на бракованную пленку сон разума. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72961.png" alt=""></a>

В любой непонятной ситуации учи язык вероятного противника. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8-%d1%8f%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%ba-%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72938.png" alt=""></a>

Люди делятся на антипрививочников и тех, кто ещё хочет пожить? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b8-%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70730.png" alt=""></a>

- Я не голосовал за Путина, в чём я виноват?- Ну ты платишь налоги, значит финансируешь войну...Аргументы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d1%87%d1%91%d0%bc-%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72934.png" alt=""></a>

— Почему зеленые и экологи против прививок? — Меньше людей — чище планета! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b7%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d1%8d%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70726.png" alt=""></a>

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Кремлёвские таблетки, как оказалось, дают смертоносную пробочную реакцию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bb%d1%91%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p72909.png" alt=""></a>