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Пробивающие головой стену оказываются у разбитого корыта. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75145.png" alt=""></a>

Глава ВЦИОМ предложил переименовать свою организацию. Теперь она будет называться ОВЦИ-ОМ.)) <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77385.png" alt=""></a>

Мир комичен до черноты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75143.png" alt=""></a>

Может Бог сотворил обезьян по своему образу и подобию, а тех, кто решил эволюционировать, назвал атеистами? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%8c%d1%8f%d0%bd-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75139.png" alt=""></a>

Самая чистая совесть у тех, кто ею не пользуется. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%8e-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75137.png" alt=""></a>

Нахождение в состоянии телегипноза не освобождает от ответственности. Зато помогает гипнотизеру шарить в этот момент по вашим карманам... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bf%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bd-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77355.png" alt=""></a>

Непробиваемые дураки пробьют любое дно! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8c%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75109.png" alt=""></a>

Носителей Белого Пальто все больше. Правда оно им жмёт …. на пафос. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75107.png" alt=""></a>

Шли к хорошей жизни, а пришли к замечательной. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75095.png" alt=""></a>

Пластические хирурги плодят прадевушек. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77325.png" alt=""></a>

Оторваться по полной многим удается не сходя с дивана. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77317.png" alt=""></a>

Издевательское целование вышестоящей жопы теперь приравнивается к госизмене. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77315.png" alt=""></a>

Положительная динамика у больного наступает тогда, когда он начинает заигрывать с медсестрой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77309.png" alt=""></a>

А вы не пробовали принимать бальзам Биттнера из кружки Эсмарха в позе Ромберга? Эффект замечательный! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77303.png" alt=""></a>

Дойдя до ручки, многие считают это истиной. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%b4%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d1%80%d1%83%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77218.png" alt=""></a>

Или ты откусишь голову самцу после секса, или так и не станешь настоящей феминисткой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%86%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74979.png" alt=""></a>

Истинного гетеросексуала эГейское море не совратит. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d1%8d%d0%b3%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77216.png" alt=""></a>

- Как сохранить равновесие, если меня шатает?- Сместите центр тяжести в задницу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%85%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d1%88%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74963.png" alt=""></a>

Сила всё-таки оказалась в ньютонах. Бодров ошибался. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%8e%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74935.png" alt=""></a>

Благодатный огонь стал сходить куда ни попадя <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74927.png" alt=""></a>

Моногамность брака благотворна, она не дает возможности сделать из каждой любовницы жену. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77135.png" alt=""></a>

Не экзюпери и не экзюперим будешь! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d0%ba%d0%b7%d1%8e%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d0%ba%d0%b7%d1%8e%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77052.png" alt=""></a>

Новое французское блюдо — макроны с ле пеном. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%84%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%86%d1%83%d0%b7%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%81-%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74801.png" alt=""></a>

Телепаты всех стран, не телепайтесь! Поздно уже. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74792.png" alt=""></a>

«Коллеги, приглашаю на лучший тренинг по терапии НАРЦИССИЗМА». <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8e-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77018.png" alt=""></a>

Жили-были девочка и мальчик. Они страстно любили друг друга! А потом она постепенно превратилась в cyку, а он в koзла. Вывод — не надо принимать решения под действием внутренних опиатов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%87%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p77014.png" alt=""></a>

Когда все хотят быть в белом — ситуация дерьмовая. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74760.png" alt=""></a>

- А нас-то за что, Господи?- Так украинцы говорят, что вы неправильно голосовали 20 лет.- Так они же сами уверяют, что у нас «фашистский, кровавый режим», как же мы могли голосовать по-другому?- Разбирайтесь сами со своим когнитивным диссонансом! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%83%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%86%d1%8b-%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76990.png" alt=""></a>

- Здравствуйте вы работаете со страхами и глубинными убеждениями?- Да, а что вас беспокоит?- Я боюсь англосаксов и убежден, что они хотят моей смерти.- Извините , мы бессильны. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74727.png" alt=""></a>

Появилась новая секта — «Уверовавшие в курс доллара по ЦБ». <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74723.png" alt=""></a>

Когда граждане не могут найти разумные объяснение действиям правителя, они придумывают безумные. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74721.png" alt=""></a>

Выдавили из себя раба и осталась пустая оболочка. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76946.png" alt=""></a>

Если ты самый умный, тебе навесят люлей те, кто «всегда вместе». <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76861.png" alt=""></a>

Хамелеоном в душу вполз зеленый змий. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b7-%d0%b7%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76788.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы встать с колен, надо предварительно поднять потолок сознания. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74540.png" alt=""></a>

Самолюбивому любить себя сподручнее. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76770.png" alt=""></a>

Тройка Русь несётся в Поднебесную, на поклон. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%80%d1%83%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%91%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76765.png" alt=""></a>

Друзья, с упоением постящие фотки с ПМЭФ, напоминают мне проснувшихся инопланетян, которых разбудил призыв к импортозамещению. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b7%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%84%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%81-%d0%bf%d0%bc%d1%8d/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76763.png" alt=""></a>

Евроненавидение столкнулось с гоп-культурой... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bf-%d0%ba%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74492.png" alt=""></a>

Пока человек не пришёл от себя в ужас, он в ужасе от других... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74490.png" alt=""></a>

Старый квас Кока-Колу не спас. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76727.png" alt=""></a>

Сначала напринимают себя такими, какими они есть, а потом без удержу постят цитаты, как много вокруг злых и эгоистичных людей. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76721.png" alt=""></a>

Членистоногие мужчины стоят больше. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76702.png" alt=""></a>

Нет ничего печальнее, чем женщина, строящая из себя мандалу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76694.png" alt=""></a>

Народ не безмолвствует, народ тихо тащится от происходящего. Весь вопрос — куда? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%89/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74449.png" alt=""></a>

Девушки-загадки с годами трансформируются в дам с непознанным духовным миром. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%81-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%84%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76662.png" alt=""></a>

Тем, кто обпился кактуса пейота, тому и Трансерфинг - реальность. )) <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%82%d1%83%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%b9%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76656.png" alt=""></a>

Ревущие 2020-ые, все плачут. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-2020-%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%87%d1%83%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74409.png" alt=""></a>

Не так страшен Мордор, как мордорвороты. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74388.png" alt=""></a>

День Сурка закончился его посадкой? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%83%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74386.png" alt=""></a>

Включать логику при отключённых мозгах бесполезно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%ba%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%87%d1%91%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74372.png" alt=""></a>

В чем разница между собирателем земель и обирателем? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76590.png" alt=""></a>

Рожденным ползать даже крылья не помеха. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74339.png" alt=""></a>

Волки предупредили овец о возможных провокациях. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%86-%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bf-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76528.png" alt=""></a>

Хлестаковщина захлестнула экономических мазохистов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d1%8d%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76526.png" alt=""></a>

Есть такая профессия — историю извращать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%84%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%8e-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%89/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76522.png" alt=""></a>

Обиратель земли русской. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%80%d1%83%d1%81%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76520.png" alt=""></a>

Все клали на черный день, а надо было откладывать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76514.png" alt=""></a>

Плох тот пессимист, который не пессимиздит.. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76475.png" alt=""></a>

Испытывать радость легче, если находиться в измененном состоянии сознания. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b3%d1%87%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76450.png" alt=""></a>

Склероз злопамятных - есть божья благодать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b7-%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76432.png" alt=""></a>

Сегодня день, когда Пушкина делают ответственным за всё…. Несмотря на то, что он немножко эфиоп… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76412.png" alt=""></a>

Война войной, а воровство по расписанию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76395.png" alt=""></a>

Хорошо имеет тот, кто имеет последний. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76393.png" alt=""></a>

Перенос переносу заехал по носу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76373.png" alt=""></a>

Если ты идиот, враг всегда у ворот. Русская пословица. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b3-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%80%d1%83%d1%81%d1%81-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76326.png" alt=""></a>

Время лечит лишь до свадьбы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%8c%d0%b1%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76320.png" alt=""></a>

Мой робот-пылесос уже взбунтовался, но лежащий тапок остановил его, как айсберг Титаник. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%be%d1%81-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76316.png" alt=""></a>

— Экзафлопсный барьер преодолён!— Экзофалосный?— Нет! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d0%ba%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%84%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8c%d0%b5%d1%80-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%91%d0%bd-%d1%8d%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76312.png" alt=""></a>

Если искать решения в сказках Шварца или Арестовича, то убить можно будет только сказочного Дракона. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%85-%d1%88%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%86%d0%b0-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76302.png" alt=""></a>