Черный юмор

С дураками не надо полемизировать, их можно только кастрировать сарказмом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65659.png" alt=""></a>

Петля — есть галстук, для смирительной рубашки! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%ba-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65583.png" alt=""></a>

Лучший способ быть не в себе - никогда в себе не сомневаться! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65551.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто больше всех терпит на этом свете, первыми оказываются на том, с распростертыми гвоздями объятиями... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65549.png" alt=""></a>

Избыточная вежливость — сестра алекситимии. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%be%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65547.png" alt=""></a>

- Как вы себя ощущаете? - Как стендапер на Титанике, который уговаривает пассажиров сесть в шлюпки, а над ним все ржут... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%89%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80-%d0%bd%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65523.png" alt=""></a>

Люди - это, конечно, новая нефть, только с адским содержанием серы... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%84%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65517.png" alt=""></a>

Проблема в том, что когда время вылечит, в одной больнице с тобой уже никого не окажется... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65504.png" alt=""></a>

Когда устал быть спасателем, хочется стать утопленником. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65469.png" alt=""></a>

Вакцина и вирус с надеждой смотрят друг на друга. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d1%81-%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%82%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65467.png" alt=""></a>

Духовность помогает заранее отправить в ад бездуховных. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65463.png" alt=""></a>

Многих не покидает ностальгия по хорошему иммунитету.... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65356.png" alt=""></a>

Вовремя не зарытый талант пропивают. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65354.png" alt=""></a>

То, что тебя сразу не убивает, даёт средства в Пенсионный Фонд. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%91%d1%82-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65247.png" alt=""></a>

Мужчина, как пароход, начинает ржаветь ниже ватерлинии... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65223.png" alt=""></a>

Коль жизнь подлее и подлее, то лобных мест для подвига все больше... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bc%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65180.png" alt=""></a>

Ничто так не выдаёт человека, как кредит... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%91%d1%82-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p65127.png" alt=""></a>

Красота не спасет мир уродов... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d1%83%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64924.png" alt=""></a>

Одиночество - это когда спрятал себя так, что забыл где... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64906.png" alt=""></a>

У каждого есть своя Аннушка. Спасает лишь то, что масло пальмовое. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%8f-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64874.png" alt=""></a>

Чернеют времена - чернеет юмор... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64855.png" alt=""></a>

Мучения делятся на бесплодные и плодовитые... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64825.png" alt=""></a>

В мире все хорошо и гармонично, не в твоём конечно, но всё же... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64823.png" alt=""></a>

Стоит ли менять резину на зимнюю, или конец света наступит уже в этом сезоне? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8e%d1%8e-%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64821.png" alt=""></a>

Это не страна в жопе, а коллективное бессознательное...? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5-%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64817.png" alt=""></a>

Нашедшего выход замуровывают вместе с ним. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64740.png" alt=""></a>

В каждом человеке есть чистилище, где его бесы повышают квалификацию... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%89%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64738.png" alt=""></a>

Если вы думаете, что сейчас все плохо, то вы ещё и оптимист... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be-%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64726.png" alt=""></a>

Выбор есть всегда, это я вам, как президент с 20-летним стажем говорю... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64720.png" alt=""></a>

Истину ищут в вине, а правду топят в воде, в надежде превратить воду в вино... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b8%d1%89%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b4%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64712.png" alt=""></a>

У России две беды - небывалое прошлое и незакрытые Гештальты... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64704.png" alt=""></a>

Люди, которые лечат всё народными средствами, просто не в курсе продолжительности жизни народа в прошлом... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64609.png" alt=""></a>

В шкафу можно встретить очень симпатичные скелеты... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%88%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%84%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64579.png" alt=""></a>

На Нобелевскую премию по химии выдвинут новичок... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%8e-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%85%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64535.png" alt=""></a>

Не прикинувшись добром, не посеять зла... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%bb%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64531.png" alt=""></a>

Капля надежды убивает желание действовать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64314.png" alt=""></a>

Конец света один , его репетиции бесконечны... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64306.png" alt=""></a>

Лето заканчивается прививкой от гриппа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64280.png" alt=""></a>

Как бы плохо ни жилось народу, врагов, мешающих жить лучше, все равно больше... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64238.png" alt=""></a>

В брачном контакте надо заранее прописать не только раздел общего имущества, но и друзей... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64230.png" alt=""></a>

Снятие маски теперь приравнивается к стриптизу в общественном месте. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64226.png" alt=""></a>

- Как жить максимально долго, если жить совсем не хочется? - Стать мазохистом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64194.png" alt=""></a>

Разница между чёрным и афроамериканским юмором ниже пояса... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83-%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%b8-%d0%b0%d1%84%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64166.png" alt=""></a>

- Почему вас не душит смех? - А у вас юмор выше шеи. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%b2%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64081.png" alt=""></a>

Нирвана рваным сном накрыла раны дня.... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p64043.png" alt=""></a>

Если уж и отдавать душу, то только такому Богу, который заботится о твоей продолжительности жизни... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%b6-%d0%b8-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p63693.png" alt=""></a>

Тех, кто познал истину, вылечить очень трудно... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p63691.png" alt=""></a>

Живите так, как будто вы исследователь в сумасшедшем доме. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p63565.png" alt=""></a>

Бессимптомных носителей интеллекта все больше... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p63522.png" alt=""></a>

Летучей Ковидной мыши тоже в своё время кто-то подарил крылья... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%91-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p63511.png" alt=""></a>

Оптимизм - это когда всё летит к чёртовой матери, а ты продолжаешь верить в счастливый конец света. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%ba-%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p63278.png" alt=""></a>

- Не читайте Анну Каренину! - Почему, она плохо писала? - Она плохо кончила! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p63172.png" alt=""></a>

Твой торт с каждым годом горит ярче, а нейроны мозга всё тусклее. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82-%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82-%d1%8f%d1%80%d1%87%d0%b5-%d0%b0-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p63107.png" alt=""></a>

Какова народная мудрость, такова и многострадальность народа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62936.png" alt=""></a>

Вроде строили крепость, но так увлеклись, что построили тюрьму... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62803.png" alt=""></a>

Если всегда отвечать людям взаимностью, количество людей резко сократится. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d1%8f%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82-5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62770.png" alt=""></a>

Единственный способ спастись от глобального потепления - небольшая ядерная зима! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b1-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62631.png" alt=""></a>

Если страна превращается в дурдом, то и управлять ею сподручнее психиатрам. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62568.png" alt=""></a>

У взрослых сукиных детей было сукино детство . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%8b%d1%85-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b4-4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62546.png" alt=""></a>

Чувство собственного достоинства легко вытесняет из человека все остальные чувства. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%bb%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62518.png" alt=""></a>

У самолюбия всегда несколько болезненный вид. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62505.png" alt=""></a>

- А где находятся голосующие за поправки ? - Находятся там же, только получают удовольствие от другого. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0-%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62432.png" alt=""></a>

Только когда России сядут все, настанет всеобщая справедливость... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%8f%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62377.png" alt=""></a>

Поклонникам маразма сарказм не доступен... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62341.png" alt=""></a>

Чёрные дни лучше начать с их негатива, он же белый. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62335.png" alt=""></a>

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Прогноз апокалипсиса – беспроигрышное дело. Если ошибешься - тебя с радостью простят. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b7-%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%b3%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%bd-3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62217.png" alt=""></a>

Боги без труда могли бы найти всех виновных, но почему-то наказывают всех подряд. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62211.png" alt=""></a>

Душевное состояние населения - готовы отдать Богу душу, лишь бы побыстрее выйти из карантина... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p62209.png" alt=""></a>