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Альфа-самец должен уметь быть на полном самообеспечении, в том числе и в сексе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%84%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%86-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73811.png" alt=""></a>

Кто не вместе с идиотами, тот против них. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%81-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73809.png" alt=""></a>

С днем театра... #абсурда. Мы все - его живая труппа! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%b1%d1%81%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73805.png" alt=""></a>

Свою вторую половинку мозга найти гораздо труднее. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%8e-%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%ba%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71576.png" alt=""></a>

С хорошим президентом и дураки могут жить хорошо... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b6-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73761.png" alt=""></a>

ЗаСилье дураков делает их вечно правым... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71542.png" alt=""></a>

Перестав материться, рискуешь онеметь от созерцания происходящего <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%82-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71533.png" alt=""></a>

У отца народов послушные сукины дети. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%86%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%88%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71527.png" alt=""></a>

Мечта идиота обычно похожа на рекламу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%87%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71519.png" alt=""></a>

Женщина "ПРИЗ" — всегда переходящий. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b9/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71517.png" alt=""></a>

Стада делятся на покорные и непокорные, но от этого они не перестают быть стадами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73733.png" alt=""></a>

Крипта — как много в этом звуке, для сердца русского сплелось! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b2%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73727.png" alt=""></a>

Всё больше осуждённых за связь с реальностью… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%91%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d0%b7%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71497.png" alt=""></a>

Всё меньше букв, все больше буквоедов… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71492.png" alt=""></a>

Нейросеть, обученная на пропаганде, стала хейтить саму себя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73708.png" alt=""></a>

Уехавшие айтишники — это пятая колонна, которую приказали снести. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73700.png" alt=""></a>

Когда клоунов оскорбляют, тогда и начинается настоящий цирк. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71476.png" alt=""></a>

Когда вам внушают: «мы вместе», готовьтесь к тому, что этим местом будет жопа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c%d1%82-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73690.png" alt=""></a>

Антоним истины не ложь, а клади. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d1%8c-%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71470.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы не получить по ушам, приходится по ним ездить. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71462.png" alt=""></a>

Пожалуйста, не говорите так быстро, а то я не успеваю вас мысленно посылать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be-%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73674.png" alt=""></a>

- Вот скажи, мы мыслим правильнее американцев? - Да, они же тупые! - Мысль материальна? - Конечно! - А почему тогда рубль упал? - Враги уронили. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%bc%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71460.png" alt=""></a>

Отечественному производителю дали не шанс, а геморрой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8e-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73672.png" alt=""></a>

Дворовообразованные придворные — немая дворня. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73670.png" alt=""></a>

— Если хотите узнать, что Бог думает о деньгах, посмотрите, кому их Он больше всего даёт. — Атеистам типа Илона Маска? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%be-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71438.png" alt=""></a>

Блюдущие веру верблюды плюют на всё неверное. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73632.png" alt=""></a>

Идиоты не отличают безумное от дурацкого. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71414.png" alt=""></a>

И только у котов нынешней весной все происходит, как обычно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73618.png" alt=""></a>

Монтировка — самый железный аргумент в споре <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b3%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73616.png" alt=""></a>

Личностный рост - это когда человек считает, что он лучше, чем вчера и хуже, чем завтра, потому что по утрам сидит в позе лотоса и давится травяным чаем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71402.png" alt=""></a>

Вроде обращаешься к Господу, а за него отвечают посредники и шарлатаны. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%b0-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73612.png" alt=""></a>

Оптимистов удача ждет за углом с распростертыми объятиями, пессимистов — с пыльным мешком. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0-%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73608.png" alt=""></a>

Кардинальные изменения в России произойдут только после исчезновения туалетной бумаги. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73606.png" alt=""></a>

Я бы пришёл в себя, но меня там не ждут. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71396.png" alt=""></a>

Когда пессимист начинает всматриваться в бездну, оптимист тайком отпивает у него полстакана. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71390.png" alt=""></a>

Будьте великодушны — женщины выносят не только мозг, но и носителя.... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%8f%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71372.png" alt=""></a>

Трудно быть с Богом, если ты всего лишь менеджер по продажам иллюзий. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71370.png" alt=""></a>

За твёрдостью духа часто скрывается мягкость мозга. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%91%d1%80%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71366.png" alt=""></a>

Горилка - дочь гориллы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%87%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%bb%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73574.png" alt=""></a>

Глядя на неё, испытывал на себе успокоительные препараты... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b4%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%91-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b8-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71364.png" alt=""></a>

Нельзя ставить ребёнка в угол, особенно, если он тупой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%91%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71356.png" alt=""></a>

Идиоты искусно мимикрируют под патриотов в надежде выглядеть привлекательнее. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73512.png" alt=""></a>

Пожертвования церкви — это инвестирование в волшебство в надежде на чудо. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%86%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73510.png" alt=""></a>

Террор любовью — способ существования фарисеев и шизофреников. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%80%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1-%d1%81%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73506.png" alt=""></a>

— Что вам мешает заняться скандинавской ходьбой? — Отсутствие визы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71290.png" alt=""></a>

Стоя на ушах, тяжело идти в ногу со временем . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%85-%d1%82%d1%8f%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71288.png" alt=""></a>

Не так силён Талибан, как слаб ПроеБайден. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%91%d0%bd-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b1-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71286.png" alt=""></a>

Не талибань меня без нужды <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71284.png" alt=""></a>

Храм Единства на Крови - сооружение культовое, но не Богоугодное. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%be%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73482.png" alt=""></a>

Не оговаривай меня по Фрейду! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%84%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b9%d0%b4%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73474.png" alt=""></a>

Орнитолог утверждает, что слово не воробей… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3-%d1%83%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71258.png" alt=""></a>

Полубоги ищут полубогинь для создания божественных отношений. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d1%89%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71254.png" alt=""></a>

Роман народа с лидером заканчивается скверным анекдотом. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%81-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73461.png" alt=""></a>

Верь в судьбу, но не завЕрайся. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c%d0%b1%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71242.png" alt=""></a>

Иногда, чтобы посмеяться вместе, достаточно сказать собеседнику, что у него есть чувство юмора. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71230.png" alt=""></a>

Людям без царя в голове безусловно нужен царь! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d1%8f%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d1%86%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%b6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73413.png" alt=""></a>

Один шаг налево — и ты козёл. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%91%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71196.png" alt=""></a>

На обещание светлого будущего клюют самые дремучие. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%89%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71194.png" alt=""></a>

Для тех, у кого хорошая крыша, и небо в алмазах. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%85-%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%be-%d0%b2-%d0%b0%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71173.png" alt=""></a>

Если есть хранительницы домашнего очага, то должны быть и хранительницы дикого. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%85%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71163.png" alt=""></a>

При каком курсе доллара люди перестают чувствовать себя патриотами и начинают чувствовать идиотами? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%80%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73365.png" alt=""></a>

Если твой стакан наполовину пуст, может ты выбрал стакан не по размеру? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71155.png" alt=""></a>

— Это клуб любителей пассивной агрессии? — Да. — Почему ваша агрессия столь пассивна? — Вы приняты! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b1-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71149.png" alt=""></a>

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