Черный юмор

Посевы ненависти всходят кровью. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8c%d1%8e/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76436.png" alt=""></a>

В палате N6 постоянно ищут 5-ую колонну. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5-n6-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b8%d1%89%d1%83%d1%82-5-%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76428.png" alt=""></a>

Хорошо прикалывается тот, кто не боится распятия. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81-3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76352.png" alt=""></a>

Единый Бог не допустил бы существование Своих конкурирующих провайдеров? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76350.png" alt=""></a>

Тупик в конце тоннеля беспросветен, что ещё больше воодушевляет сумасшедшего машиниста. Он ещё быстрее разгоняет поезд в надежде пробить стену. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d1%87%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76338.png" alt=""></a>

Когда нам говорили о стабильности, то не уточняли о стабильном падении в пропасть. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74077.png" alt=""></a>

Мир похудел, война толстеет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76304.png" alt=""></a>

Если это власть от Бога, то Бог - от когнитивных искажений? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bd%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74048.png" alt=""></a>

Жопа наступит везде. Её размер и продолжительность зависит от конкретной географической точки. В России жопа будет самая большая и наступит быстрее всего. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b5%d1%91-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80-%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p74044.png" alt=""></a>

Чтобы зажечь других, надо быть искренним до самосожжения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%87%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76152.png" alt=""></a>

Гадские советы. Подменяй понятия и властвуй над умами..!!! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b0-3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73907.png" alt=""></a>

Некоторые священнослужители работают, не покладая рук, как черти . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76145.png" alt=""></a>

От одного армагеддона может спасти лишь следующий, более армагеддонистый. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73905.png" alt=""></a>

А вы уже чувствуете себя динозаврами после падения метеорита? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73899.png" alt=""></a>

Грета Тунберг призвала бороться с глобальным потеплением с помощью Ядерной Зимы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0-%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b3-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73895.png" alt=""></a>

Называя черное черным, рискуешь не увидеть белого света. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73893.png" alt=""></a>

Сражайтесь до победного конца света!Дьявол. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%86%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73871.png" alt=""></a>

В нашей психбольнице только здоровых лечат за бешеные деньги. Остальные выполняют роль санитаров на добровольной основе. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p76073.png" alt=""></a>

Колонна N5 взбесила палату N6... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b0-n5-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%83-n6/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73803.png" alt=""></a>

Когда вам кажется, что нет никой надежды, вспомните, что вас еще никто и не любит. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73801.png" alt=""></a>

Людям без чувства юмора надо давать пожизненное… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d1%8f%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73795.png" alt=""></a>

Не уверенных в завтрашнем дне всё меньше. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73793.png" alt=""></a>

Истинно говорю вам, Обезьянью оспу Господь послал для предотвращения ядерной войны. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8e-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%8c%d1%8f%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%8e-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%83-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75939.png" alt=""></a>

Отпетый оптимист – оптимист, которого уже отпели. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73698.png" alt=""></a>

Клоуны покидают горящее Шапито. Шпрехшталме́йстер звереет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%88%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73696.png" alt=""></a>

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Если Господь хочет над тобой приколоться, он посылает тебе зятя с фамилией твоего заклятого врага. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75913.png" alt=""></a>

Вчера вы сочувствовали Джокеру, а сегодня Джокеры вышли из-под контроля. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b6%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%83-%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73656.png" alt=""></a>

Живешь в Сверхдержаве - Сверхтерпи! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bf%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73648.png" alt=""></a>

Человек по-настоящему познаётся только с приближением апокалипсиса. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%91%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75871.png" alt=""></a>

На человека с ядерной кнопкой опасно сильно давить. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81-%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%ba%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73630.png" alt=""></a>

- Как все будет выглядеть? - Мрачно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73602.png" alt=""></a>

В результате санкций москвичи скоро станут похожи на одноименные автомобили. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%ba%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75809.png" alt=""></a>

Если враг сам не сдается, сдайся с ним за компанию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b3-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73566.png" alt=""></a>

В постапокалипсисе работать над собой адски тяжело. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b4-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73554.png" alt=""></a>

Чем больше человек уверен в завтрашнем дне, тем быстрее он пойдёт на дно сегодня? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75778.png" alt=""></a>

Не все способны предаваться иллюзии счастья, большинство предается иллюзии несчастья. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b7%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73536.png" alt=""></a>

Чёрная неблагодарность — это когда чёрные думают о тебе еще хуже, чем ты о них. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%91-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73534.png" alt=""></a>

Верящие в загробную жизнь, портят не верящим догробную. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73530.png" alt=""></a>

Пришёл, навёл порядок...короче все умерли... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%ba-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73526.png" alt=""></a>

То, насколько будет плохо, поймут лишь те, кому не повезет дожить до этого момента. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b9%d0%bc%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73520.png" alt=""></a>

С ростом кругов под глазами сужается круг общения. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75740.png" alt=""></a>

Похоже, Господь упражняется в остроумии над слепо верующими. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d1%83%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b2-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d1%83%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75696.png" alt=""></a>

Большинство не хочет проснуться даже ради того, чтобы полюбоваться на конец света. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75694.png" alt=""></a>

Те, кто плохо учил историю, — бесконечно лечат геморрой. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%85%d0%be-%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%8e-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75692.png" alt=""></a>

Так как будущего у нас теперь нет, то теперь спокойно можно жить в настоящем. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73441.png" alt=""></a>

На фоне спецоперации у многих прошла депрессия и они впали в манию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d1%84%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%86%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73411.png" alt=""></a>

71% пассажиров Титаника считают, что оставшиеся 29% — агенты айсберга. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/71-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73409.png" alt=""></a>

Лежать на дне победы очень жестко. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75631.png" alt=""></a>

Масленица в этом году может закончиться самосожжением. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0-%d0%b2-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73387.png" alt=""></a>

В битве за сахар победит диабет. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%b0%d1%80-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73381.png" alt=""></a>

Прежде чем затевать денацификацию соседей, хорошо бы провести демудификацию у себя. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%84%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%8e-%d1%81%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73377.png" alt=""></a>

С завтрашнего дня маски в Москве отменяют, но вводят намордники. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73373.png" alt=""></a>

Если цены вокруг сумасшедшие, то и люди становятся бешеными. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75584.png" alt=""></a>

Все люди, если и братья, то только по вирусу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75578.png" alt=""></a>

Наш народ настолько счастлив, что готов от этого счастья умереть. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75564.png" alt=""></a>

Сейчас не время уменьшать дозу антидепрессантов! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73319.png" alt=""></a>

Глупо ждать, когда все закончится, когда все только начинается. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73306.png" alt=""></a>

В период повышенной тревожности не следите за курсом рубля, рубль ещё больше путается и падает. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bb-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73292.png" alt=""></a>

Самые жаркие уголки в аду оставлены для тех, кто во времена величайших нравственных переломов возбудился до потери человеческого облика. АнтиАлигьери. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%bb/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73245.png" alt=""></a>

Если уж и жить в аду, то с огоньком! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%b6-%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81-%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73241.png" alt=""></a>

Чаша терпения народа давно прохудилась и поэтому никогда не переполнится. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b0-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bf%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%85%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73239.png" alt=""></a>

Выжить среди идиотов можно только прикинувшись им. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73218.png" alt=""></a>

Сукины дети родины-матери жаждут сильной руки отца отечества. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%8b-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75430.png" alt=""></a>

Делать из заложников террористов — любимая забава прогрессивного человечества. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%80%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bb%d1%8e/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73189.png" alt=""></a>

То, что тебя сразу не убивает, делает тебя контуженным. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%82%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73179.png" alt=""></a>

«Закрытое небо» откроет ядерный Армагеддон? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d1%80%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%8f%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73146.png" alt=""></a>

У России сейчас два союзника: психиатр и фармаколог. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%be%d1%8e%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%85%d0%b8%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73122.png" alt=""></a>

Не ждите, что кто-то сделает вас счастливыми, принимайте антидепрессанты сами. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%bb%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75332.png" alt=""></a>

Есть у операции начало, нет у операции конца. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%83-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%83-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p75302.png" alt=""></a>