Черный юмор

Лучше всего с ковидом справлялась предвыборная кампания. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%81%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71606.png" alt=""></a>

Плаха и рубильник — наши скрепы. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%85%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71604.png" alt=""></a>

Ностальгическое. В тоталитарном государстве постоять за себя можно разве что в очереди… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d1%83-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73819.png" alt=""></a>

Вроде бы и сходить уже не с чего, но осень берёт своё. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71562.png" alt=""></a>

Зрелость наступает, когда ты начинаешь откладывать на дом престарелых? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71550.png" alt=""></a>

Стрелки везде ищут врагов, вместо того, чтобы найти хорошего психиатра... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d1%89%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b2%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71540.png" alt=""></a>

Ну не суки мы, у нас просто паспорт другого дизайна. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73751.png" alt=""></a>

За подаренный другими свет все равно придётся расплачиваться. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73745.png" alt=""></a>

На одержимого сверхидеей человека с ядерной кнопкой опасно сильно давить. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81-%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73743.png" alt=""></a>

Чувство юмора почернело от копоти взрывов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%83%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b7%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73739.png" alt=""></a>

Почему верящие в спасение души не спешат продемонстрировать её при жизни? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b0%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71509.png" alt=""></a>

Всё кончится быстрее, чем мы думаем , но не тем, чем нам кажется... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%be-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71501.png" alt=""></a>

Капитан ТИТАНИКА упорно вёл корабль верным курсом на айсберг, а потом обьявил пытающихся спастись предателями. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd-%d1%82%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%91%d0%bb-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73706.png" alt=""></a>

Хороший Бог не выберет себе тупое орудие… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%be%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71482.png" alt=""></a>

Судя по погоде в Москве, это бабье лето чёртовой бабушки. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8f-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b1%d1%8c%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71456.png" alt=""></a>

Правильное самокопание выкапывает психотравмы , а не закапывает. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bf%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71454.png" alt=""></a>

Видимо, скоро канонизируют Малюту Скуратова и сделают его святым покровителем силовых органов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%b8%d1%80%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%ba%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71450.png" alt=""></a>

— Почему нас не 500 миллионов? — Потому, что слишком усердно искали врагов народа. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-500-%d0%bc%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d1%87%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71448.png" alt=""></a>

- Что это за вой на болотах, Бэрримор? - Не знаю, сэр, но я бы присоединился. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%85-%d0%b1%d1%8d%d1%80%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b7/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71436.png" alt=""></a>

После смерти он оставил после себя огромный супружеский долг. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%bb-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d0%be%d0%b3%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73634.png" alt=""></a>

Будучи в форме, трудно быть в своём уме. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d1%84%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bc%d0%b5-%d1%82%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%91%d0%bc-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71420.png" alt=""></a>

Всё, что нас сразу не убило, пожалеет об этом, когда придет наше время <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%b1/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71408.png" alt=""></a>

Попросить прощения у Сверхсущества проще, чем у живого человека. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%85%d1%81%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%bf-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71404.png" alt=""></a>

Не каждый человек - венец природы, некоторые скорее анус. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%86-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73604.png" alt=""></a>

Права и свобода россиян, если и нарушаются, то для их же блага. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%8f%d0%bd-%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d1%8e-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71384.png" alt=""></a>

Репрессии допустимы лишь к тем, кто их допускает. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d1%8b-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%ba-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b8%d1%85-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73578.png" alt=""></a>

Не годы нас радуют, а смерть гадов. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73572.png" alt=""></a>

В самые темные времена кому-нибудь обязательно хочется засветить.... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2-%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8f/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71360.png" alt=""></a>

"Всегда важно оставаться человеком", - говаривал людоед. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b6%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71358.png" alt=""></a>

Не жили богато, зато умрем духовнобогатыми. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%83%d0%bc%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73564.png" alt=""></a>

То, что нас сразу не убивает, внушает ложный оптимизм. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%81%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bb%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73552.png" alt=""></a>

Преисподнятое настроение помогает достойно встретить апокалипсис . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73548.png" alt=""></a>

Ваше тотемное животное хочет добавить вас в друзья… или в пищу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b5-%d1%82%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73542.png" alt=""></a>

- Доктор, у меня заложен нос. - Не расстраивайтесь, вся страна в заложниках. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80-%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%8f-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%81%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b8-4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73522.png" alt=""></a>

Господь, конечно, любит нас всех, но почему-то очень изощрённо . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8c-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d1%85-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71308.png" alt=""></a>

Токсичные личности» - это обычные люди, для общения с которыми у вас не хватает антидота. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%87%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71298.png" alt=""></a>

Не следует плодить врагов без крайней на то необходимости. Вывод: Если враги плодятся, значит наступила крайняя необходимость.:) <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%83%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7-%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b9-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73504.png" alt=""></a>

Большинство ведёт себя чёрт знает куда, главное, чтобы вместе со всеми. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%91%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b1%d1%8f-%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d1%82-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%ba%d1%83%d0%b4/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71280.png" alt=""></a>

С годами умнее становятся лишь наши статусы...но при этом они все безнадёжнее. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b2%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%8c-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8-%d1%81%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71250.png" alt=""></a>

Сентябрьский выбор мазохистов предсказуем до боли… <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%8f%d0%b1%d1%80%d1%8c%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%80-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%be%d1%85%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b2-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b4%d1%81/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71246.png" alt=""></a>

Лучше быть безумным в меру своего безумия, чем чужого. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%b2-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%83-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b7%d1%83-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73451.png" alt=""></a>

Жить стало настолько веселее, что никто уже и не мечтает жить лучше <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%ba%d0%be-%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%ba%d1%82-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71238.png" alt=""></a>

- Пока не совсем понятно .- А когда станет совсем понятно?- Тогда , когда будет уже поздно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/73443-2/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73443.png" alt=""></a>

Человек - это невроз. А у многих сейчас и психоз <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b7-%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%b9%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73437.png" alt=""></a>

У нас тут апокалипсис, а у вас какой-то конец финансового года. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d1%82%d1%83%d1%82-%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%bf%d1%81%d0%b8%d1%81-%d0%b0-%d1%83-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%ba/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73435.png" alt=""></a>

Кому всё по ху@, тому любое дело по плечу. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%85%d1%83-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc%d1%83-%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%87%d1%83/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71216.png" alt=""></a>

Малюющих чёрта всё больше. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%87%d1%91%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%81%d1%91-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71214.png" alt=""></a>

Судьба чаще улыбается тем, у кого хороший дантист. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8c%d0%b1%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%89%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d1%83-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71192.png" alt=""></a>

Да, судят у нас по законом подлости, зато каких людей! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%82-%d1%83-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%81-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71190.png" alt=""></a>

- Ну, что там, наши побеждают? - Да, но с каким разгромным счётом! <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d1%83-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%88%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%be-%d1%81-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b8/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73395.png" alt=""></a>

Нельзя останавливаться на достигнутом, надо шагать дальше, в пропасть…. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%b7%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b3%d0%bd%d1%83%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71177.png" alt=""></a>

Исчадия добра — не лучше ада. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%87%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%80%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d1%83%d1%87%d1%88%d0%b5-%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71159.png" alt=""></a>

— Пересадка кала омолодила мозг старых мышей…. — Если мозги уже засраны — это бесполезно. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bb%d0%b0-%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b7%d0%b3-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8b/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71139.png" alt=""></a>

То, что этим летом не утонуло — сгорит. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc-%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%83%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%83%d0%bb%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71133.png" alt=""></a>

Не стоит принимать творящуюся х@@ню за фаллический символизм. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%89%d1%83%d1%8e%d1%81%d1%8f-%d1%85%d0%bd%d1%8e-%d0%b7%d0%b0-%d1%84/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73341.png" alt=""></a>

И так все умрём, а вы ещё и жить мне мешаете. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b8-%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5-%d1%83%d0%bc%d1%80%d1%91%d0%bc-%d0%b0-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d0%b5%d1%89%d1%91-%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%bc%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%b0%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71127.png" alt=""></a>

Наглотаются мыльных пузырей лжи, а потом доказывают её с пеной у рта... <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d0%bf%d1%83%d0%b7%d1%8b%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%bb%d0%b6%d0%b8-%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%82/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73335.png" alt=""></a>

Завидую отъявленным оптимистам, они не страдают паранойей до самой скоропостижной кончины . <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%8e-%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8a%d1%8f%d0%b2%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71089.png" alt=""></a>

Горизонт событий сократился до времени ближайшего приёма пищи. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%ba%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bb%d1%81%d1%8f-%d0%b4%d0%be-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b5/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73296.png" alt=""></a>

Всем обладателям Стокгольмского синдрома обязаны свободно выдавать визы в Швецию. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b2%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bc-%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8f%d0%bc-%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bc%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73282.png" alt=""></a>

Люди, недолюбливающие жизнь, умирают раньше времени. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8e%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%89%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%8e%d1%82-%d1%80/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71070.png" alt=""></a>

Проблема не в том, что большинство терпит то, что происходит, проблема в том, что большинство этим наслаждается. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d0%b2-%d1%82%d0%be%d0%bc-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b1%d0%be%d0%bb%d1%8c%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%bd%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b2%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%bf/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71058.png" alt=""></a>

— Что же вы, суки, делаете? — Ну а что с вами можно поделать? <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b6%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b-%d1%81%d1%83%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d1%83-%d0%b0-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%81-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bc/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71041.png" alt=""></a>

Свет для тёмных — это тьма для светлых. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%82%d1%91%d0%bc%d0%bd%d1%8b%d1%85-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%8c%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-%d1%81%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d0%bb%d1%8b%d1%85/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71037.png" alt=""></a>

Китай нам, конечно, поможет… поглощением. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bc-%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b5%d1%87%d0%bd%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%be%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%bd/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73247.png" alt=""></a>

Человек рождён уверовать в ближайшего к нему Бога…душу, мать. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%ba-%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b6%d0%b4%d1%91%d0%bd-%d1%83%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b2-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b6%d0%b0%d0%b9%d1%88%d0%b5%d0%b3/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71035.png" alt=""></a>

С годами у мужчин к недвижимости прибавляется член. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d1%81-%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%b8-%d1%83-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b6%d1%87%d0%b8%d0%bd-%d0%ba-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b8%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d0%b1%d0%b0/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p73233.png" alt=""></a>

Жизнь — это путь от одного тупика к окончательному. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b7%d0%bd%d1%8c-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%83%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%be%d1%82-%d0%be%d0%b4%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%82%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%ba-%d0%be%d0%ba%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p71012.png" alt=""></a>

Если уж выгорать, то профессионально. <a href="https://aphorism-bojeday.com/%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%b8-%d1%83%d0%b6-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%84%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%81%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be/"><img src="/wp-content/themes/aphorisms/images/preview/p70994.png" alt=""></a>